A feature of English which I think is stupid,
If we’re carrying on with this game,
Is how we abolished the thorn and replaced it,
With two letters that meant the same.
The þ was a letter, amazing, astounding,
Perfect in every respect,
Representing the ‘th’ sound and shortening words,
The one thing it didn’t expect;
One day T and H went and burgled its meaning,
And then, thanks to the printing press,
Its symbol mutated and morphed into Y,
Which is pointless, I must confess.
Þoughtlessly, the þ was forgotten,
Þreatened as the language evolved,
Þankful for þose who knew of old English,
A topic where it was involved.
It only survived in Modern Icelandic,
In English it’s treated with scorn,
And as barely anyone knows it exists,
Please try to remember the thorn.
ð!
Saving the thorn from obscurity
Is surely a laudable aim
But if this letter deserves our praise
The eth should receive the same.The scribes of the Anglo-Saxons
interchanged the eth and thorn
until the first one fell from use
and the second was left forlorn,But for the modern Icelander
their roles are more defined
and could improve our English texts
if we were so inclined.The thorn (Þ, þ) denotes a voiceless dental fricative
as in the English ‘think’ or ‘thresh’ but not the ‘th’ in ‘hither,’
whereas the eth (Ð, ð) is a voiced dental fricative
perfect for ‘this’ and ‘that’ and most especially for ‘thither.’So I propose ðey boþ be used
in the Icelandic manner;
ðen students won’t be loaþ to learn
our spelling and our grammar.To þink we’ve never fixed ðis mess
is really quite astounding.
One letter cluster for two sounds?
Ðat’s damnably confounding!Þank you for ðis informative post!
Tag: stuff to make laughs
For the uninitiated, this is what Magpies are like during “swooping season” here in Australia.
- Fun fact: people have been known to walk around with empty ice cream containers on their heads to protect themselves in lieu of helmets.
Things to remember:
1) This is an Australian magpie. it is not like European magpies.It’s not a flappy bappy chirpy little shitbag you can bat away with your palm. This is a fucking crow in cow makeup
2) Cats and dogs will not try and take them on because cats and dogs know they will lose
3) They live for 25 years and yes, they will remember your face. Although I will confess that my 36 years of life I have never seen a dead one. Under tumblr logic this means they are immortal
4) They are insane. Cold stone bug-fuck insane. And they give zero fucks.I’ve seen them attack cyclists, moving cars, trucks, even a goddamn train.
So imagine, if you will, you are walking merrily down a street one spring and suddenly this train-assaulting, cow-cosplaying ball of immortal feathers and batshit insanity comes screaming out of nowhere and tries to embed itself in the back of your skull, beak clacking like the pump of a shotgun as it tears out chunks of your hair.
This is Australia.
Random thought I’m happy for people to add to here:
Different types of fandom OCs
“well, OK, this person sort of MUST exist by implication, so here’s this OC that’s my headcanon on what they’re like” (most often shows up in the form of parents or characters briefly named and never shown)
“this person has a high likelihood of existing so here’s this OC to fill this role that I need filled and oops now I know their entire backstory”
“I accidentally a character when I was writing a random bystander”
“there is no evidence a character would exist but there’s no evidence against it either so here you go”
“haha this is post canon suck it”
“I have rewritten half the series with this character in mind and if you really have a problem with it you should probably find something else”

THAT’S NOT A FAKE PIANO
Let’s be real I bet this was a composition project by some MMus student who was too keen for their own good
me practicing
teacher: what the fuck are you doing
me: it said con fuocoi can’t believe it’s taken this long for someone to say that wtf
Richard omg no
CON FUOCO MI GRAVE
Witches When Faced with an Antagonist
New Witch: I’ll do a spell to make them go away. First I need twelve candles, three kinds of crystals, five different herbs, and when’s the next full moon?
Intermediate Witch: Eh, how’s one candle and a mushroom I found in my pocket for a curse? It goes “I hate you please die.”
Experienced Witch: Probably faster just to tell them to fuck off.
magrat
nanny ogg
granny weatherwax
This might be the best response I’ve seen to this post yet.
100% true response is true.
Thorin lives and everyone is happy AU part 1/?
A map wouldn’t even help it’s a wonder they found erebor
I wonder how the other horses felt running alongside Shadowfax, King of Horses, in the Two Towers. I bet they were like holy shit, play it cool. Play it cool. How does my coat look? I’m so glad Legolas brushed my mane this morning.














