
where is the lie

*tries not to wonder how and what the heck Nori did whatever…what did Nori do, and also WHY*
*FAILS*

“I SHOULD GET AN UMBRELLA CHAIR TOO; I AM ALSO A KING.”
Whatever Legolas is doing to Gimli, Bilbo is plenty shocked; I’m IN.

I know a lot of us (myself included) are a little nervous regarding the overall quality of the Hobbit so let’s take a moment to reflect upon the reality that this is a real screencap taken from the actual first Lord of the Rings movie. Like this was a real transition effect that was used in your favorite movie and I think we have collectively suppressed it from our memories so I suggest that we now come to terms with it.
(As told by Dragon Dictation Software)
as Regulus road along the glacial valley toward Helms deep and unaccustomed disquiet tormented him, making him fidget until his horse tossed its head and we need to, repurchasing him for his attention. Legolas patted its neck murmuring an apology, and slip off to walk, hoping to spend some of his energy before arriving.
The turf was soft with mud the choir folders long ground down to soil, but he went lightly and did not sink. He did not sing, murmuring to himself instead, rehearsing words he had long planned, and the horse danced in discussed, not allowing itself to be touched.
The walk did not delay him long enough. Soon he reached the keep and was swiftly admitted, well known to the guards, men and dwarves alike.
a message from Lord air going? one man inquired, jovial but like a lot shook his head.
Personal business. My goal is small. It was a mark of distinction that the question him no further, not even the dwarves, who knew enough to leave his horse with a man of Rohan and take him swiftly through the finally totaled gates and down through the shining caverns to the king’s audience chamber. There Gimli sat in something rather less than state muttering to himself over papers with rooms
If they will not give the cattle we negotiated for we will reduce the lamps we shipped by an equal measure, he grumbled to a scribe. See to it. He shoved the papers away and Rose frightening.
Lego loss exclamation he stepped forward, amen. Make a list smiled on him aware as always by the new, small reminders of his friends mortality. Emily was still hail, but the threads of silver in his beard and hair were now more numerous than the auburn, and he moved well, but not quite as swiftly as he once had.
That, in part, drove like a lost upon this errand, not long since he had marked the subtle changes in his friend and I have begun to pray upon his mind. What news have you has the lead he sent you to me.
Them let us discuss them over food. We laid in several casks of the Darwinian you like and there is enough green stuff on hand to satisfy a dozen of your kind for a week family teeth.
Imagine your OTP walking together, holding their hands, looking longingly into their eyes and not at the gi-fucking-normous explosion they caused right behind them.