when Thorin orders Roac to send his folk to Dain, instead of being all sage and wise and ‘ehhh I will not say whether this course is wise (apparently ravens throw shade like whoa) but hey you’re the King I spose’
pfft I missed the context for a few seconds and went “wait, when did Gimizh get a letter to hogwarts???” Aka what happens when you’re awake for 24 hours
oh, most of the Hobbit4Ham stuff is the work of the inestimable @culturalrebel. She submits the amazingness to me, and I publish it.
She made a ‘You’ll be Back’ version from Thranduil’s POV which is absolutely goddamn delightful (so delightful I had to sing it!!!) but we haven’t tried a Sauron or Saruman one! Perhaps we should, that’s a great idea!