i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this
i’m the same age as twerking and bromance guys
Gimli: *mentally* Wait, is he into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if he laughs.
Gimli: Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the part? He had no-body to go with.
Legolas: *laughs* That’s really funny!
Gimli: *mentally* Well, that’s not a fair test. That joke’s hilarious!
Aries: unreasonably angry/stubborn/misogynistic thorin
Taurus: ponies get lost in the river scene
Gemini: post-Carrock bathing scene
Cancer: overly detailed description of the Arkenstone
Leo: Dain is evil for some reason
Virgo: putting all the lyrics to the songs
Libra: the OC is conveniently short enough to walk around bag end with no problem
Scorpio: unnecessary comment about bombur’s weight
Sagittarius: the OC shoots an arrow into smaug’s eye
Capricorn: making Bilbo female just to make Bagginshield a het ship
Aquarius: the title contains “An Unexpected _____”
Pisces: constantly referring to Thorin as “the king under the mountain,” “the dwarf king,” “the king in exile,” etc
Aw Yiss 