PFFFT.
“Fuck this. Melkor never had to deal with this shit. Bitches, I’m out.”
Tag: stuff to make laughs
JAMES BOND’S NAME IN STAR WARS IS JB-007 IM SCREAMING
for those of you wondering, he’s the one that Rey mind-tricks into helping her escape
My apologies to the fandom.
This is why Huan wasn’t allowed to talk anymore.
this is perfection
Has Dain established a Battlepig Appreciation Society in Erebor?
he is probably President. I bet he runs bake sales.
Alternative Names for Instruments
Maybe Frerinith has a bedtime routine like Sam Vines’ kid in Discworld? Like, he needs his bath and his story and his kiss and a kiss for Mumblebee and then the lights go out and bed.
LMAO – Where’s My Cow, but for Middle-Earth, perhaps? “Where’s my battlepig? Is that my battlepig? It goes, RAAARGH! That is an orc! That’s not my battlepig!”
11. Seriously. Don’t whine about the escape plan. Because it’s probably your idiot fault that an escape plan is needed at this point anyway. 12. If he starts waxing on about poetry or some other elvish junk, smile and nod. Or distract him with talk of food, or of family. He likes hearing about the shenanigans of little ones. 13. Don’t insult the elves in front of him. He was named Elf-friend for a reason, don’t get him pissed at you. Because then he gets all sulky and it’s unbearable.
bwaaahahahahahahahaha, oh my god, I am loving reading what people are coming up with… the notes on the post are priceless already!
(aLSO A SULKY HOBBIT WILL NOT SHARE HIS SUPERIOR PIPEWEED WITH YOU, SO JUST DON’T INSULT ELVES, DUMBASS)
Dwarves on Bilbo Baggins: -Let him cook. -Pack handkerchiefs.
LMAO – I know this isn’t at all what you meant, but all I can see is A DWARVEN PUPPY PILE WITH A PAIR OF HOBBIT FEET STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH
Aw Yiss 