Dets…90% of your cast is made up of dead dwarves. You absolutely cannot point fingers. XD (On a less joke-y note, I just read Nanamma since you linked it and !!!! it was so sweet! Thank you as always for the fluff amidst the angst. c:)

… this is very true. *slinks off to the ‘guilty’ corner*

Ahhh, I am so glad you liked it, Nonnie! FLUFF, FLUFF EVERYWHERE.

bombur having so many kids rlly opens up the possibility of maybe hobbit ancestry somewhere i was just thinking abt how he and his wife could possibly have so many children then i remembered hobbits have 49875398 kids soooo

HOBBIT BOMBUR EXPLAINS SO MUCH THO.

(Oh! You just reminded me, Nonnie – one of my favourite bits of canon is that Belladonna Took? Was the ninth of 12 children! Bilbo had a whole army of aunts and uncles. Bombur would have fitted in perfectly in the Shire 🙂

bubbysbub:

georgetakei:

Who do I get? You know who.

Which ‘Harry Potter’ Villain Are You?

I. AM.

LORD

VOLDEMORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’M SNAPE

OTP Challenge #4478:

secret-tacos:

Draw your OTP like this:

lol how do you think other lotr and Hobbit characters would react? (If you want to do more)

andalusa:

guess who had waaay too much fun looking at haunted house pics at 4am (it was me)

When thorin and bilbo are together at last,they’ll run toward each other and thorin’ll pick bilbo and spin him around and then they’ll do that”I haven’t seen you for almost 100 years kiss” and gross out gimli.

AHHHH

YES

RUNNING TOWARDS EACH OTHER

THE MUSIC SWELLS

SPINNING

CAN’T TELL WHO KISSES WHO FIRST

LOTS OF TEARS AND NAMES AND PROMISES REPEATED IN RUSHED AND BROKEN WHISPERS

AND ‘OH DO SHUT UP’ AND STOPPING ANY MORE WORDS WITH EVEN MORE KISSES

IF THIS DOES NOT TAKE PLACE ON A HILL COVERED IN WILDFLOWERS THEN THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE

Later on, when Gimli grumbles about his poor poor eyes, Thorin can call it his revenge for all the bloody PINING he had to witness. Furthermore, Thorin had to watch Gimli and Legolas snogging for decades. Thorin has quite a bit of time to make up before he can call it even, inudoy kurdulu!

poplitealqueen:

northisnotup:

weiweipon:

why

ninjaomelet

fishfingersandscarves? (I suppose if I met up with you in RL…)

Let’s see who other angst monsters do I know?

quadrupedum

..!

determamfidd DETERMAMFIDD

DE

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FIDDDD

determam “The Iron Hills For Me, I made you a pen, It was for you, Big Cousin, Kíli finally calling Víli adad, Narvi seeing Celebrimbor again in Legolas and Gimli, every single scene with Dís, the PAN lullaby, Bilbo guilt, Thorin guilt, and copious other lines dripping with angst” fidd

Fellowship of the Ring bad subtitles

orgyincamelot:

And finally, a few parting words from Frodo:

HEADCANONPALOOZA PART II

Part I here!

These, as before, are the amazing ideas of the wondrous kailthia. Read and GIGGLE YOUR HEAD OFF (I am still laughing at the idea of the Stonehelm suddenly besieged by the tiny ginger army that is his partner’s family hahahaha)

On the topic of relations – Thorin being related to Thranduil and being all meh, I am fond of Legolas, and by now am over it. BUT Thranduil realising he’s related to Thorin AND getting annoyed that Thorin doesn’t seem annoyed by this.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dain, Dis and Dwalin all ‘okay, who replaced Thorin with a pod person’

Legolas and Laerophen being all ‘Adar… I can hear your teeth grinding from twenty feet away…’