thordalf

baggvinshield:

acornshields:

plantyourtreeswithme:

THIS YEAR

GET READY FOR THE GREATEST SHOWDOWN OF THE FOUR AGES

their accidental love story baffles, confuses and disgusts

is it doomed to fail or will they have a happy ending?

choose your side:

#stopthordalf2k15 or #thordalf5ever

“This is a ship?!?!” – poplitealqueen

“I’m scarred, and scared” – hallsofstone2941

“I love this fandom.” – bilbosoaktree

“Finally, my time has come!” – teaxdragon

“THIS WASN’T MEANT TO BE SERIOUS HELP” – acornshields

Will this ship sink or sail? CHOOSE IN THE TAGS!!!

Participants (I think): acornshields, andalusa, take-me-to-leonard-church, actuallythatsmine, ridersofbrohon, theballadofbilbobaggins

p.s. gollum is the love child

(credit: andalusa)

#STOPTHORDALF2K15

plantyourtreeswithme WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

…

tbh to find you in a crowd I’d just shout, “Someone made a new fanart / fanfic / podfic chapter of Sansukh!” which isn’t offensive but I’d bet it would still find you very quickly

I WOULD BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER TO BE AT YOUR SIDE

yeah, the whole ‘I’LL FIGHT YOU’ aspect of that meme probs wouldn’t work with me. I am not a v aggressive person tbh ~~stereotypical Pisces, swims away from conflict and things that upset me lol~~

but wave something i like around and you can’t pry me away with a crowbar 🙂

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Ori
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Gloin
Looks like a cinnamon roll and actually is a cinnamon roll: Bofur
Looks like they could kill you and actually could: Dwalin
Could eat 500 cinnamon rolls: Bombur
Would steal 500 cinnamon rolls: Nori
Could bake the best cinnamon roll you’ve ever eaten and find the perfect tea blend to go with it: Dori
+Will hold your hand when you’re sick from too many cinnamon rolls: Oin
+Will get lost on the way to the cinnamon roll shop: Thorin
+Knows all the best places to buy cinnamon rolls: Balin
+Has somehow managed to lose four entire plates of cinnamon rolls: Fili and Kili
+Creates beautiful cinnamon roll art: Bifur
++ has the ultimate recipe for cinnamon rolls ever but keeps it jealously to himself: Bilbo
++ knows where to get the best cinammon rolls ever but won’t tell you where: Gandalf

YES TO BOTH OF THESE, 110% EFFECTIVE, WOULD RECOMMEND

(these are the equivalent of someone shaking the kibble box to attract the cat – I WOULD BE THERE IN SECONDS, PROBABLY PURRING)

I have figured out what to yell to find you in a crowd. “Dain is an evil SOB that set Thorin up to die so he coukd become King Under the Mountain.”

hahaha tbh that’s more likely to make me disappear bc that opinion is so obviously and unquestionably dangerously wrong and dumb

sweaterpawsanders:

if salt is a natural preservative then does that mean i will never age

poplitealqueen, my dear, can u confirm

yodalives:

operaspaz:

anomalyaday:

I’m dying last night we had a house party and at one point I remembered I have a lit paper due this week and decided to get started on it, this morning I woke up to this

Holy hell this is brilliant.

“To conclude

Yes”

When you start writing a Fanfic:

poplitealqueen:

dooms-word-is-law:

aka how petalouda85 approaches 90% of her one-shots.

determamfidd ?!

I’m sorry I’m sorry I just had too.

*whispers* he’s even short too

…you know what, this is so accurate I ain’t even mad 😉

You know what would be cool?

poplitealqueen:

Dáin Ironfoot and Azog having a big final battle or something, and Azog does a sucker punch type thing where he swings for Dáin’s knees with a mace or a scimitar or, you know, whatever.

But all you hear is a THUNK. Then Dáin goes, “You weren’t the only one that lost a limb there, Orc.”

And then he suplexes Azog off of Ravenhill, because Dáin Ironfoot is badass.

Gimli: *trying to find Legolas mid-battle*
Gimli: fuck it
Gimli, yelling at max volume: SEVENTY-EIGHT!
Legolas, swooping past on large eagle: EIGHTY-FOUR
Gimli: there he is