sphesphe:

“I’m not going to die, am I? I mean, right now?”

NO. BUT YOU WERE TOLD THAT YOU WOULD WALK WITH DEATH EVERY
DAY.

“Oh… yes. Corporal Scallot said that.”

HE IS AN OLD FRIEND.YOU MIGHT SAY HE IS ON THE INSTALLMENT PLAN.

“Do you mind walking a bit more… invisibly?”

OF COURSE. HOW’S THIS?

“And quietly, too?”

There was silence, which was presumably the answer. “And polish yourself up a bit,” said
Polly to the empty air. “And that robe needs a wash.”

There was no reply, but she felt better for saying it.

on Big Deal Moments in Discworld

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poorlydescribedpterrybooks:

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Guards! Guards! has one of the first Big Deal Discworld moments for me, and I’m not very good at articulating what that means.

The moment I’m thinking of is the dragon’s speech to Wonse – “we were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But…we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.” That’s a passage that always makes me stop and reread it a couple of times. And it’s a small moment – it’s the only time we hear the dragon speak at all, and it’s a speech that has no bearing on the rest of the story. It could have been taken out of the book entirely and nothing would feel like it was missing. But the fact that it’s there is a Big Deal moment. The great big monstrous antagonist’s judgment of humanity is unavoidable in its accuracy.

And the Discworld series is full of moments like that. Sometimes it’s just one line, sometimes it’s a full scene, and most of the book is so full of shenanigans coming so quickly one after another that you don’t always see the Big Deal moments coming. We think of Pratchett as a humor/satire writer and yes, the books are hilarious, but in between the jokes are these Big Deal moments that casually rearrange our perspective and stick with us even after we think we’ve forgotten.

Then there are the other Big Deal Moments, that are Emotional Meteorite Strike Moments (e.g. the phrase “that is not my cow” can now instantly put me in the fetal position) but I’m having a hard enough time describing this one as it is so I’ll probably go on a tirade about those ‘round about that One Part in Feet of Clay. (You know the one.)

Suggestion: Reblog this with your favorite Big Deal Moment.

YES. It’s so fun hearing everyone’s Big Deal Moments! (although choosing just one is so hard…)

I think my favorite one changes, but right now it’s in Feet of Clay:

The vampire looked from the golem to Vimes.

“You gave one of them a voice?” he said.

“Yes,”
said Dorfl. He reached down and picked up the vampire in one hand. “I
Could Kill You,” he said. “This Is An Option Available To Me As A
Free-Thinking Individual But I Will Not Do So Because I Own Myself And I
Have Made A Moral Choice.”

“Oh, gods,” murmured Vimes under his breath.

“That’s blasphemy,” said the vampire.

He gasped as Vimes shot him a glance like sunlight. “That’s what people say when the voiceless speak.”

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Vimes’ thoughts on “Us vs Them” in Jingo is my favorite and one of the reasons why Jingo is my favorite book

You know, I’ve been thinking about Jingo so much recently. I guess current events are always bringing it back around. Vimes has so many good bits in that one; Jingo is just bursting with Big Deal Moments.

And then he realized why he was thinking like this.

It was because he wanted there to be conspirators. It was much better to
imagine men in some smoky room somewhere, made mad and cynical by
privilege and power, plotting over the brandy. You had to cling to this
sort of image, because if you didn’t then you might have to face the
fact that bad things happened because ordinary people, the kind who
brushed the dog and told their children bedtime stories, were capable of
then going out and doing horrible things to other ordinary people. It
was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to
think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s
fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all I’m one of Us. I
must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do the bad things.

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tisorridalamor:

Describing Terry Pratchett’s books is difficult. Someone asked me what the book I was reading was about, and I had to tell them it was about banking and the gold standard, but like in a cool way with golems and action. 

 I don’t think they believed me.

welcome to the club

It is so, so difficult to explain to people that your favorite book is about transgender feminist dwarves, Nazi werewolves, and the mystery of a missing piece of really old ritual bread. And Opera saves the day.

yes, give us those sweet, sweet, terrible descriptions

A tortoise who’s really a god, finds an allegory for Jesus and they go on adventures in an ancient greece like place and then a desert 

The chief of police averts a rerun of an ancient war, partially despite and partially because of being possessed by a dying dwarf’s graffiti

A mysterious island rises from the pcean starting a war over who gets to claim it that is only stoppec when both armies are arrested.

A bunch of time-travelling monks send a man back to become his own mentor, he tries to fix things but nothing changes, never gets a hard-boiled egg. 

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22ndcenturyswearwords:

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hey do you know what’s super cool

each Discworld series has a sort of set of key themes, which match the key characters, and all the books in that series centre round the theme

for example the Witches’ books are all centred around words and their power, so it’s all theatre and plays and stories and fairytales and opera and shakespeare – because on the Disc the power of witches comes through words

and the Death books are all about great big capital-lettered human concepts, like Justice, Oblivion, Hope, Belief, and Time, because after all, that’s what exactly Death is (only he happens to have developed a conscience and a like of cats)

and then the Vimes books are all about people, and people in charge of other people, and how the people in charge of other people are perhaps best suited to not being people at all, and instead being something much more harmless like a teapot, and so you’ve got so so many repeated themes of mobs of people and kings of people and the importance of caring about the little people because the big people are too busy being big to give a damn and each Vimes book has more and more types of people, dwarves, werewolves, trolls, gargoyles, feegles, zombies, goblins, even vampires… because the whole point of Watch is people – to keep the bad people away from the not-currently-bad-people & keep the occasionally-alright-people safe.

anyway, basically, Terry Pratchett’s a genius.

I have never noticed this before. What about Rincewind’s stories? Is there a theme there?

ok so compiling what some lovely people (xxxxx) have said about the main themes of Rincewind’s: 

running, destiny, running, sanity in an insane place, running, the world (and all it’s dangers), science (and all it’s dangers), anything and everything you really don’t want to do, running (including the planned benefits of running and the accidental benefits of running), fear (and how it’s actually a pretty smart thing), cowardice (and how it’s also a pretty smart thing), trust, screwing your reputation up the buttock, screwing your destiny up the buttock, self-acceptance, self-realisation, running, survival, accidental survival, survival through running…

so, to summarise, I guess the Rincewind books are about screwing up destiny/reputation/science/the world by running away from them as fast as possible in the opposite direction

@insomniabug, these are gr8 precis for each subseries!

You build little worlds, little stories, little shells around your minds, and that keeps infinity at bay and allows you to wake up in the morning without screaming!

A Hat Full of Sky is important (not only because Tiffany starts calling Mistress Weatherwax “Granny”, and they dance together through a swarm of bees, and Granny asks her whether she’s ready to be a witch by noonlight, which is a word Tiffany decided that should exist when she was 9, or because she decides when she’s old she’ll wear midnight and she’ll wear green now, or because she notices that Granny gets tired easily, and she checks her breathing when she sleeps, but) because everything that’s coded as monstrous, actually, just… isn’t.

There’s a lady with two noses and four hands and four legs and she has a steadier grip in her left right hand but better eyesight in her right-hand eyes. There’s an invisible presence that slams the cutlery drawer… when you don’t let it put the knives in their right place. There’s an immortal hivemind that possesses and consumes entities because it doesn’t have a body or a mind; it only has fear. But it isn’t evil.

“Welcome,” said Tiffany.

Welcome? said the hiver in Tiffany’s own voice.

“Yes. You are welcome in this place. You are safe here.”

No! We are never safe!

“You are safe here,” Tiffany repeated.

Please! said the hiver. Shelter us!

“(…) You hid in other creatures. (…) What are you hiding from?”

Everything, said the hiver.

What the hiver wants is the third wish; make this not have happened. But Tiffany doesn’t kill the hiver (which has killed before), and she doesn’t exorcise/purify/otherwise cleanse it. She gives it a voice; you’re not a hive, you’re you. You’re not anxiety and fear, you’re what feels them. She doesn’t make the hiver end, she just eases the way. “You’ll spend the rest of your life learning what’s already in your bones”, says Granny. That you’re alive. That you can walk the desert. That you are you.

(via ironhammer)

gyzym:

stardust-rain:

Every year May 25th comes around and every year I have the need to put into words just why this book stayed with me for so long. But mostly it comes down to this: despite Night Watch’s sudden shift to a darker, heavier dark tone, it avoids being unnecessarily cruel to its characters just for the sake of plot. And of course, this is true of all the Discworld books, people striving to be better, to do better, but I think it’s significant in context of how dark this book is – especially since going by chronological reading order, this is the bleakest book we encounter up until this point.

This Ankh-Morpork that we’re submerged in is so alien at that point in her timeline, it’s gruesome and cruel and oppressive because it’s under a gruesome, cruel and oppressive tyrant. Yet despite that, there is still kindness in the heart of the book – it values old Vimes’ mercy and young Sam’s innocence, it values the fact that Vimes wants to avoid undue violence, to save as many as he can,

and shield people from the tyranny for as long as he can.

It’s such an emotionally charged book and there is a lot of darkness in the story itself- a blood-thirsty serial killer, power-hungry men,

ruthless paranoia, and the awful, inhumane underbelly of a regime – but

where most other books would have so, it avoids traumatizing its characters just to establish that. Darker shifts in tone so often entails that the narrative doles out meaningless suffering and trauma just establish itself Night Watch ultimately avoids that, because it uses other means to make the text feel heavy and oppressive. Part of it is from the plot itself, in that Vimes knows what happens behind closed doors, he know what Swing is capable of and the knowledge of that threat is high-risk enough to let readers know of the stakes.

The main emotional conflict instead comes from Vimes battling with himself, reconciling with wanting to go home versus, well, Sam Vimes being Sam Vimes, which means doing his best at saving everyone, history, timeline and causality be damned. We know that young Sam will become cynical and bitter and drunk somewhere down the line, we know that half the Night Watchmen will die, we know that the city will remain cruel despite this Hail Mary attempt at revolution. Which is why the narrative is so intent on telling us that Vimes’ kindness matters – in mentoring young Sam, in getting the prisoners off the Hurry-Up Wagon, in preventing undue riots and undue brutality, in keeping the fighting away from Barricade as long as possible. The city’s going to hell in a hand basket, might as well make people’s lives easier.

Vimes can’t save Ankh-Morpork from history taking its due course, but the powerful emotional catharsis is seeing him coming to the decision to try and save everyone anyway – simply because he can’t envision himself not doing it. So he digs his heels in and makes whatever difference he can in the moment.

Because Night Watch in an inevitable tragedy – only one of the two stories can have a happy ending and in order for Sam Vimes to go back to the present, to his wife and his son and his Watch and his city, the revolution has to fail or else that timeline ceases to exist. There is no way for him to save both his men and his future but he’ll be damned if it doesn’t try – he wouldn’t be Sam Vimes otherwise. Every time it I re-read it still feels like he’s that close to succeeding.

It could have so easily been grimdark and ~gritty~ but ultimately it avoids because it centres on a few basic themes that forms the core in the story. The heart of it is about camaraderie of a handful of men too weird and incompetent and ugly, the tentative hope in the uprising, and the sheer bloody determination of Sam Vimes’ refusal to give up on the people around him.

I just also want to throw in – since there’s no better time to do it than the 25th of May – that one of my favorite thing about Night Watch is that it’s a book about consequences. The consequences of the past on the present, sure, but also the consequences of corruption, of revolution, of our behavior towards and about one another. And while that would be enough on its own, this beautiful brutal kindhearted story, my favorite thing about Night Watch is that the ENTIRE book is actually a consequence of the book before it – Thief of Time. If you haven’t ever done yourself the favor of reading these two books back to back, I HIGHLY recommend it; for one thing, Lu-Tze and Susan and Lobsang are three of my favorite characters ever, and for another, Thief of Time’s conceptualization of time itself is really beautiful and fascinating and, in its way, haunting. Like Night Watch, it’s a beautiful book on its own, but like Night Watch, it is best read with its partner.

The point being, this is a great post and it should feel great BUT ALSO pls read Thief of Time, because all the good things about Night Watch are only amplified when you’ve read them both. (I mean, for one thing, it will leave you with the happy knowledge that history shattered, and despite having no part in causing that or even knowing it had happened, Sam Vimes still ended up cleaning up a big chunk of the mess, because OF COURSE HE DID. Ugh, Sir Terry, you beautiful genius, I hope you are resting in peace. Thank you for helping ensure I live in interesting times.)

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so. they made a new german discowrld essentials edition, with a new covers (which is good because the old ones are real bad)

and they are these manga-like ‘build a picture’ style, which i like

but. oh my god. look at that vimes

this isn’t samuel ‘worked the night-shift for 30 years, runs on coffee and spit, has probably not slept more than 3hours any given day’ vimes

this is the guy who played vimes in murder-mystery play, ‘inspired by real events’. hammy acting, horrible script, ‘Clues’ everywhere, heroic fightscenes, big speaches. Vimes threadened to shut the whole thing down for slander.  Sybil probably got an autograph

I’ve been staring at this post for 15 minutes and I can’t stop laughing omg omg I’m seeing stars oh no.

Sybil invited the damn company to the house for their afterparty and you know it.

the actor earnestly explains at one point the fitness routine he undertook to ‘get in character’ for the part of the ‘heroic commander’ while pointing at various melon-sized muscle groups. vimes himself is sitting there shoveling something that’s 98% grease by volume into his face and also staring balefully. he’s never done a pushup in his life. he wouldn’t know a fucking pushup if it spat on him in the street. sybil is doing her absolute best not to laugh and her best is nowhere good enough. the actor, encouraged by the (presumably) admiring male stares and flirtatious female giggles, goes on to describe his hair-care regimen.

Nooooooo oooooonnnnne stops coups like Sam Vimes

Distrusts clues like Sam Vimes

No one lives off of Klatchian brews like Sam Vimes

He’s especially good at in-VEST-igating

My what a guy, that Sam Vimes

This post got better since I saw it last night oh my gods. 

Thank you @roachpatrol I don’t think I’ll ever stop laughing now.

Sorry @roachpatrol for hijacking your post but that was just hilarious and i had to draw it….

(It’s hard to draw Vimes out of uniform! But I guess even he doesn’t wear armour 24/7…)

(Young Sam is like ‘daddy, I want an armour like that!’)

I’m sure Angua loved it too

And then she run

OH WOW I love your Vimes! And Angua messin’ with him is beautiful. 😀

why didn’t i see any of these illustrations earlier THEY’RE GREAT

i’m so happy

@copperbadge This one too…

The shit from his senior officers (and wife) is endless.

The Patrician pointedly Never Mentions It but you can tell sometimes he smiles a certain way when he’s thinking of it. 😀 

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wizardlycatpants:

“No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away—until
the clock wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished
its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of
someone’s life is only the core of their actual existence.”
Terry
Pratchett – Reaper Man

Its been a year already, but the ripples have yet to fade.

GNU Terry Pratchett