Tag: the auzgul

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thudworm:

The Auzgul was originally from thebrodiecode, and I couldn’t resist joining in the fun, especially when determamfidd came up with some more lines here. 

So yeah, none of this was my original idea, I’m just playing with it.

STRIKE ME PINK THE AUZGUL RETURNETH

YOU BLOODY RIPPER, THUDDY! this is fuckin grouse, mate! Yeah, nah, this is tops. 😉

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the deadset ledge that is the AUZGUL

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flamesburnonthemountainside:

thebrodiecode:

By special request! Enjoy! Auzgul strikes again

determamfidd another wonderful one for you to listen to

YOU BLOODY BEEYOOTY

Now I want to see the Auzgul in everything, dammit. 

“NAH, DON’T COME THE RAW PRAWN WITH ME, SHITHEAD – I KNOW YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BAGGINS BLOKE. SO TELL US OR YOU’LL COME A GUTSER.”

“DOWN THE SHIRE, EH? I BETTER ROCK UP THERE SOON-AS, I WANT A GOOD POZZIE.”

“THAT LITTLE HAIRY DWARF RATBAG LIED TO ME. HE WAS TOTALLY HAVIN A LEND. WHAT A MONGREL, I’M FULLY SPEWIN’ MATE.”

“NAH, MATE, I’M ROPEABLE. THIS SHEILA FULLY COMES OUTTA NOWHERE GOING LIKE THE CLAPPERS. SO WE THINK ‘BEAUT’ AND GIVE IT A BURL. AN’ THEN SHE GOES AN’ DROWNS US IN A RIVER LIKE A BUNCH O’ FARKIN SHARK BISCUITS – AN’ NOT ONE OF US IN OUR TOGS OR NUFFIN. TELL YOU WHAT, THE BOSS IS GONNA BE MAD AS A CUT SNAKE.”