lesbiankiliel:

oh gods so many like how much do you have time this is gonna be a long list

okay, okay, here goes

most of these are Amnâs compliant btw^^

Bagginshield

– Bilbo stays in Erebor

– Thorin goes to the Shire with Bilbo

– Bilbo tops

– they have a light d/s relationship bc it helps Thorin unwind after a rough day of ruling a kingdom

– Thorin is good with children; Bilbo not so much, at least at first

– Bilbo tends to be the big spoon (this is called jetpacking I think?)

– Thorin has written like a gazillion songs for (and about) Bilbo

– everyone collectively hates all the epic ballads about Bilbo’s tawny curls like there are about a million of them change the tune Thorin!

– everyone has walked in on them at least once while they’ve been having throne sex

– they understand each other from just a look

Kiliel (fem!Kiliel I should mention I’m so used to it)

– after Kili recovered after BotFA they went to travel the world (starting from Blue Mountains, someone has to tell Dís and Vili that hi we’re all alive oh btw this is my girlfriend)

– Tauriel gives Kili her necklace when Kili gives Tauriel the runestone

– Kíli gives Tauriel like a crapton of her embroidery works when they got engaged, as courting gifs

– oh gods the braid artwork Kili does with Tauriel’s hair

– Tauriel teaches Kili some Sindarin so the next time Thrandy insults Thorin Kili can tell Thrandy to go fuck himself in Sindarin

– in their wedding Tauriel wears green and gold, and Kili wears blue and mithril

– very kinky; Tauriel has an impressive collection of dildos (this led to Kili loving to ride Tauriel)

– Kili cried at their wedding; and their wedding night (”I can’t believe a beautiful woman loves me!” “Kili no don’t cry pls you’re a beautiful woman too oh Valar what did I do did I break you?”)

– they love hiking and outdoor holidays

Gigolas

– the entirety of Sansûkh is my favourite Gigolas headcanon (or actually it’s canon)

– they love braiding each other’s hair

– Gimli gives Legolas small surprise gifts every now and then

– Legolas gives Gimli forehead kisses and nose boops

– ohhh the nose boops <3<3<3<3

– the time Thrandy walked in on them while they were having sexy times is never to be spoken about again

– Gimli has punched people in the face for making fun of Legolas

– after a bit of a rough start they both actually have a pretty good relationship with their in-laws

– at their wedding Thrandy gave them some old necklaces he and his wife used to wear, for good luck in marriage; Legolas cried

– Gloin still likes to jokingly remind Legolas of the time he called Gimli a goblin mutant

– Gimli threatens to never speak to his dad again whenever that joke comes up bc Mahal dad stop embarrassing me in front of my husband!!!

there are more but these are the ones I like the most^^

NOSE BOOPS ARE LIFE