So I’m forever salty about how short all the elves hair is in the movies like no that’s not long it’s like two years of hair growth And for immortal beings that is so LAME… like I’m talking we need big full length hair waist long minimum ok elves like long hair and by god they’ll get long hair

OOOH YES, I haven’t seen much written about this! That’s a really, really good point, Nonnie. The only two elves in the films with hair that even approaches the stated length are Tauriel and Galadriel. Huh.

Elrond, Legolas, Celeborn, Lindir, Haldir, Thrandy, even Arwen – ALL the rest are extremely short-haired, for elves. No bowstrings are gonna come out of THOSE heads!

Perhaps it’s a fashion trend of the Third Age? Perhaps it’s the Elven equivalent of a mohawk dyed pink – Middle-Earth punk rockers?

idk, but I feel and understand your annoyance on this one, Nonnie! *hugs* ~~i am a ball of festering resentment over certain movie things as well, after all 🙂~~

bombaggins:

I thought about this post all day.

thisly:

fun fact: aragorn was born in 2931 and the battle of five armies takes place in 2941. so. man. those rangers start young.

zeesmuse:

asparklethatisblue:

when you want to make some melancholic broody music ™ but your cousins are having none of that

All the time at my place

arredhel:

the places of middle-earth → book edition

tosquinha:

headcanon: Thorin has discoordinated toes; Bilbo can probably play the piano with his

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agamarlon:

Baruk Khazâd!!

paranoidfridge:

An attempt at collecting hobbit fic that’s set in Hogwarts. The list is biased in favor of a.) WIPs that have more than 1 chapter posted, b.) fics that put hobbit characters into the Hogwarts setting (i.e. a hobbit character is the protagonist, not Harry & friends), and c.) works that aren’t chapters of a story collection.

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Impartial Judge (Explicit) by bigmamag (Gigolas, Kiliel, Bagginshield – both Hobbit & LOTR characters featured)

The Triwizard Tournament brings Europe’s three largest wizarding schools together for the competition of a lifetime. Gimli had only planned to tag along as Krum’s entourage, but is unexpectedly chosen as Durmstrang’s champion. When the son of Thranduil is chosen as Beauxbatons’ champion, Gimli seeks a way to bring him down a peg or two, but unexpectedly finds something completely different.

(one of my fave fics, btw – I rec it with every cell and fibre of my being, it is so brilliant and well-written and engaging!)

Hello! This is a bit of a random question maybe, but can you tell me roughly when Shared Silence takes place (I love that one so much omg!!)? Like, the present part, not the flashbacks. Is it before the Messenger comes to Erebor and the LotR storyline really starts, or after, or kinda in-between? It would be greatly appreciated!

Hey Nonnie!

Ahalshdjgfajhs thank you so much!! oh my GOSH, you are amazingly kind, I am so so so thrilled you liked it so much!

Yeah, the “present day” stuff happens approximately two years before the Ring War. So, 3017 TA or so.

GOSH I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW MADLY I AM SMILING RIGHT NOW, oh my god you made my night, thank you SO SO SO MUCH

im sorry to bother u but idk who else to ask, im trying to find a fic that i remember and can find a specific tag referring to the plot on ao3 but i cant find the fic and idk if it got deleted, i forget the name but it was a hobbit fic and the general plot was that hobbits speak through body language and subtle gestures, id appreciate any help and if you cant help me thats fine too.

Hi Nonnie, idk that fic. Can anyone else remember this fic, help a Nonnie out?