So I did some character sheets for the fee&kee au !! I wanted to do the whole company/everyone ever in any tolkien book but this was taking forever and I really wanted to get back to actual story lines whoops sorry (names are in the captions in case you cant tell who is who)
avelera said: cliche maybe, but Thorin and Bilbo under the oak tree?ask-novelty said: Afterlife Bilbo meeting Thorin again, happy hugs or confessions.
I put the two things together, inspired by an old talk between meereseibe and I, where an oak was the link that allowed them to be reunited in the afterlife.
Also I headcanon that their looks are what they looked like when they were the happiest in their life, so Thorin has the scar on his brow because his happiest moment was when he died after reclaiming Erebor, knowing finally that Bilbo loved him ◕ ‿ ◕✿
Thorin feeling particularly playful and affectionate, sneaking up behind Bilbo to surprise grab him expecting probably a yelp and getting fussed at before a lot of kisses.
Instead, Bilbo barely makes a sound when he’s grabbed and Thorin gets an elbow hard in his gut. And he’s just lying on the ground so proud of his uppity spitfire hobbit who is both apologizing profusely and yelling at him bc whAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK IM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING JUST LEAVING YOU THERE THORIN OAKENSHIELD
Skdkdld poor Thorin just wanted to be loved. now he’s lying on the cold hard ground
when Thorin orders Roac to send his folk to Dain, instead of being all sage and wise and ‘ehhh I will not say whether this course is wise (apparently ravens throw shade like whoa) but hey you’re the King I spose’
(Entirely the fault of @determamfidd and @culturalrebel (who tumblr isn’t letting me tag properly, sorry) because they do the awesome Hobbit4Ham stuff which inspired this bit of silliness. Seriously, you should go read it.)
COMPANY:
Third Age. In the Shire Reckoning
Th- th- thirteen…
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How does the genteel middle-aged
Hobbit of the Shire
Rise in the world to meet kings and Maiar?
Fight with goblins, baffle trolls, and try to stop a war
Yes he sees it all, does it all
You ready for more yet?
Left his home with Gandalf, thirteen dwarves besides
Found a magic ring with the ability to hide
Talked so fast that he nearly out-talked a dragon
Bagginses: there’s more to them than merely drunken braggin’
You haven’t met him yet, you haven’t had the chance
‘cause he’s been kickin’ ass and leading
dwarves a merry dance
But hobbits love their holes, so you know know where he’ll go
You simply must meet Bilbo. Bilbo!
GOOD GRAVY FEE!!!! this is brilliant, oh goddddd, the auction and the Gaffer (YES YOU BEAUTY, YOU RIPPER YOU *fistpumps* RESEARCH AND FILK, TWO OF MY FAVE THINGS) and it scans perfectly ahhhh!!!
(guh this is another one I gotta sing, you realise GUH TOO BRILLIANT)
Aw Yiss 