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Ham4Hobbit

Hey there! I love you guy’s Hobbit and Hamilton crossover so much I just thought I’d throw these lyrics into the mix 🙂

King Georduil: Bilbo Baggins? I know him. That can’t be. Thats that little guy who stole from me

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Burrbo: Smaug breathes fire at Oakenshield. Calls him “Dwarrow Bastard” in his taunts. Oakenshield offers his response;

Hamilthorin: SIT DOWN SMAUG YOU FAT MOTHERF#$@%R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bofur: Oakenshield’s out of control

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Hamilthorin: Lord show me how to say no to this. I don’t know how to say no to this. But the situations helpless and this gold is saying “Mahal yes!“ 

BURRBO OH MY ACTUAL GOD AHAHAHAHA these are wonderful!!! Thank you, thank you SO MUCH, yes yes all the hobbity hamilton mashups, this is fantastic, thank you!! @culturalrebel LOOK!

HOBBIT4HAM BY CULTURALREBEL SOME MORE (because why cry over one epic sad story when you can cry over two)

[BILBO]

How does an exiled, orphaned son of a Longbeard and

A Durin, dropped in the middle of

Of the enduring hills west of the Shire, by providence

Impoverished, in squalor?

Grow up to be a hero and a brawler?

[FILI]

The proud prince of our First Father, without a bother

Got a lot farther by working a lot harder

By being a lot smarter

By being a self-starter

And by forty, they placed him in charge of the trading charter.

[DAIN]

And every day while goods were being carted and sold away

Across the river, the kingdom’s riches stretched farther.

Inside, each Dwarf had something to be proud of

And no-one had to beg, steal, borrow or barter.

[BALIN]

Then dragonfire came, and devastation reigned.

Our prince saw our future burn-burnin’ down in flames.

Put a sword in his hand, vengeance flowing through his brain.

And he made his fury plain, a testament to his pain.

[BILBO]

Well, the word got around, Gandalf said

“This Dwarf is insane, man!”

Offered him protection while he searched through the Lone-lands.

“Bring the resurrection of the land from whence you came.

And the world’s gonna know your name!”

What’s your name, man?

[THORIN]

Thorin Thrainul Oakenshield.

My name is Thorin Thrainul Oakenshield.

I have a kingdom that I must rebuild.

So just you wait, just you wait…

[DIS]

After eight years, Grandfather split,

A fire lit, reclaim the Pit

A year later, sees Thorin and our brother takin’ hits

Half-dead! Covered in Orc sick, the blood thick.

[ENSEMBLE]

And Thorin got better, but Frerin went quick.

[DWALIN]

Moved in with a cousin, who told him his plan was suicide!

Left with nothing but ruined pride, something new inside

A voice saying-

[ALL]

Thorin, you gotta fight for what’s yours!

[DWALIN]

He started readin’, believin’ he would settle all his scores.

[BILBO]

There would’ve been nothing left to do for someone lest astute

He would’ve been dead or destitute

Without a cent of restitution

Started working! Forging everything he could get paid for!

Trading metal, weapons, hammers, all the things he can’t afford!

Searching for every Dwarf that he could get his hands on!

Prophecies foretold, see him now as he stands on

The bow of a ship heading for his rightful home!

The King of carven stone shall come into his own!

[ALL]

The King of carven stone shall come into his own!

[THORIN]

Just you wait.

[ALL]

The King of carven stone shall come into his own!

[THORIN]

Just you wait.

[ALL]

The King of carven stone shall come into his own!

King Thorin!

[THORIN]

Just you waiiiit!

[ALL]

Thorin Thrainul Oakenshield!

We are waiting in the wings for you!

You could never back down,

You never learned to take your tiiiime!

Oh, Thorin Thrainul Oakenshield!

All of Erebor sings for you!

Will they know what you overcame?

Will they know you rewrote the game?

The world will never be the same, ohhh!

[BILBO]

The ship has left the riverside,

See if you can spot him!

Durin’s Day upon him now,

He must climb from the bottom!

His foes tried to wreck his rep

But we will not forget him!

[COMPANY/THRANDUIL/BARD]

We…fought with him.

[FILI AND KILI]

Us, we died for him.

[DAIN]

Me, I trusted him.

[BILBO/DIS]

Me, I loved him.

[AZOG]

And me? I’m the Pale Orc that stabbed him!

[ENSEMBLE]

I have a kingdom that I must rebuild!

So just you waiiit!

[BILBO]

What’s your name, man?

[THORIN/ENSEMBLE]

Thorin Thrainul Oakenshield!

I sang along with this one in my head EVERY FREAKIN WORD omfffffg

p-joart:

Collection of the previews of The Hobbit illustrations that I’ve posted so far on FB. I wanted to upload some different previews here, but I realized I don’t have enough time while I work to meet the deadline, so I’ll just post these, hoping to pique your curiosity! 😀 If you want to receive more updates, check also my FB page https://www.facebook.com/PJoArt/ , any like is greatly appreciated. 😉

darthstitch:

The truth is, I believe that Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain, son of Thror, gave his throne up to his cousin Dain, who proved himself worthy of the Raven Crown.  

(Dain had protested, but his cousin would hear none of it.  To this, Thorin’s only reply was: I have brought our kin home but I will not repeat my grandsire’s mistakes.)

The truth is that I believe Fili and Kili followed their uncle, but not before a tearful reunion with their Mam, who certainly needed to know that her sons still lived.  Often, Fili and Kili would make the journey between the Shire and Erebor, bringing with them gifts for their family and kin. 

And if perhaps, a red-haired Elf wandered the Shire in Kili’s company, most Shire-folk paid it no mind since Bilbo Baggins was known to have outlandish visitors.  And perhaps there were those who saw the starlight in the red-haired Elf’s eyes and smiled to themselves at her joy, shared by her Dwarven companion. 

The truth is, Durin’s sons chose deliberately to fade from the story, aided and abetted by the clever storytelling of their Burglar and little Frodo. 

The truth is, Fili and Kili would have gone with Frodo on his quest, but the Council had decided that Frodo needed stealth and secrecy more and the fewer companions, the better it would be.  So Gimli alone represented his kin and he carried Fili’s knives with him.

The truth is, when the Orcs came for Rivendell, Durin’s sons fought alongside the Elves in that battle and helped them win the day and so it was that Arwen, Aragorn’s future Queen, would be safely brought to Gondor. 

The truth is that Thorin Oakenshield actually died from the wounds he sustained in the battle for Rivendell, but not before pressing kisses to his beloved Burglar, whispering love and thanks for a life that was long and well-lived and filled with peace and joy. 

The truth is that when Gimli confessed to his cousins the love that grew between him and the son of Thranduil, Fili and Kili found cause for laughter again and Tauriel would join Legolas when he established his Elf colony in the woods of Ithilien.  And Gimli would have his kin with him in the Glittering Caves.

The truth is that when Bilbo set foot in Elvenhome, the Hobbit would soon be brought by Olorin to the gates of Aule’s Halls, so that he would be reunited with his Dwarf-king again. 

These are true things.  This is what happened. 

The king is dead.

Long live the king.  And his Consort. 

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

baggvinshield:

@determamfidd what were you thinking making that post I thought we were friends

omfg no wait nooo eeek


@culturalrebel – loooooook what you DID you evil genius you

SO FOR THE RECORD, MY DEAR FRIEND REBEL HAS BEEN SUBMITTING HEART-DESTROYING HOBBIT4HAM SONG MASHUPS TO ME FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW – I EVEN SANG A THING A LA KING GEORDUIL

I FEEL IT’S ONLY FAIR AND NICE TO SHARE THE PAIN :DDD

(’IRONFOOT!’ to the tune of ‘LAYFAYETTE!’ from Guns and Ships still wins my entire heart, and also @theoneandonlyzoe has some SERIOUS GODDAMN RAP SKILLS)