*whimpers very quietly* aaargh.
Tag: the hobbit
Did you see them lying where they died?
Someone used to cradle them and kiss them when they cried
Did you see them lying side by side?
Who will wake them? No-one ever will
No-one ever told them that a summer’s day can kill
“That gives an entirely new flavour to the motives behind the Long-Expected Party, and Bilbo’s disappearance, hmmm gdi I would totally read a fic about that, aargh” ~~~ Surely you have read The Great Shire Conspiracy? (o god i love that story, i want to print a thousand copies and thrust it at strangers on the street “have you read the gospel of our saviour Avelera? it will change your life”)
Ker-rist, yes I have and how the hell did I forget about TGSC?! whoops SORRY MAGGIE U KNOW I ADORE YOU (and sobbing angst fanboy Nali, ofc)
(thank you for reminding me, Nonnie!)
Has Dain established a Battlepig Appreciation Society in Erebor?
he is probably President. I bet he runs bake sales.

Plant Your Trees, Watch Them Grow – Thilbo:
A 2015 speed paint that I still really enjoy. Hope you do, too ❤ohmyheart ohmyheart ohmyheart
Further Ri brother feels: When Dori dies, he’s greeted by his mother and brothers, of course. Once he’s settled, he worries that Ori and Nori won’t need his fussing and mothering anymore because they have their mother, and that their mother will blame him for Nori’s profession and both Nori and Ori’s deaths as much as Dori blames himself.
OH GOD DORI

OUCH, NONNIE. i love it
MunDain headcanon: he tried a lot of different hairstyles as a young thing before settling on the one he kept. Not all were favorable. Young!Dain covered in hair gel. Teenage!Dain with a head full of curlers. Kid!Dain who puts all of his hair in the mohawk. Tween!Dain with a mass of little teeny braids.
eee!
TBH, if I had hair that fabulous, I’d never stop playing with it either.
Dwarves on Bilbo Baggins: -Let him cook. -Pack handkerchiefs.
LMAO – I know this isn’t at all what you meant, but all I can see is A DWARVEN PUPPY PILE WITH A PAIR OF HOBBIT FEET STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH











