Imagine though, if it was kookaburras instead of ravens in the Hobbit.

lmaaaaaao

when Thorin orders Roac to send his folk to Dain, instead of being all sage and wise and ‘ehhh I will not say whether this course is wise (apparently ravens throw shade like whoa) but hey you’re the King I spose’

Roac is just

‘KOO KOO KOO KAA KAA KAA KAA KAA KAA KAAAAAAAAAAAA!’

and Thorin grumps off because the stupid birb is laughing at him.

yubiwamonogatari:

filinprinsessa:

Dáin ships it xD

HELL YES HE DOES!

envaituri:

old reup – legolas knows the blood of durin’s line well

I hope you don’t mind me sharing a new headcanon. I found this quote from HoME: “Morgoth’s power was disseminated throughout Gold, if nowhere absolute (for he did not create Gold) it was nowhere absent.” So now I have it in my head that the whole hoard of Erebor, apart from having been brooded on by a dragon, is a heap of tiny Morgoth particles. And so Thorin wasn’t “just” battling goldsickness, but leftover bits of Morgoth himself. Makes him even more awesome for recovering in the end, right?

Whoa, that’s… whoa.

So, let me get this straight: Dragon, created by Morgoth (we think) that broods on gold, spreading its nasty dragony influence all over the place like dragon dandruff

Gold which Morgoth was able to use as a conduit for his power (wow, laying the parable down thick and obvious there, Professor), thus amplifying the nasty of the dragon dandruff

and all the while a shiny bit of bling that Morgoth’s #1 dude Sauron made is chilling in a nearby Hobbit’s pocket.

Christ on a crutch.

Fuck yes, Thorin’s awesome and fortitude should be screamed from the skies.

so this has probably been done before, but imagine Thorin singing “history has its eyes on you” to Gimli. “I was younger than you are now when was I given my first command” = Moria all the way.

NNNNNNNNGHHHHHH

*grabby hands*

thilbobagginshieldshipper:

Thorin from Chapter 31 of Sansukh. ‘But I Made You A Pen’ I even drew a little pen because why not. I love drawing the characters for this Fanfiction, it is just soo much fun! Hope you like it @determamfidd

AHHHH OMFG THE FUNNY/SAD OAKENFAIL MOMENT AHHH I LOVE ITTTTT

oh gosh,thank you so so much! HIS EYES ARE JUST ‘but – but – but – but’ and such detail and work on his hair! Awwww, poor sad puppy, give him a hug. 😀 It’s wonderful, thank you thank you!!

filinprinsessa:

There’s a very big and important difference, dammit Thorin!

filinprinsessa:

Have I mentioned how much I love Dáin? I have? Good.

Custard has at least one big flouffy pillow in her regular haunts. The fanciness varies – the one in Hrera and Thror’s sitting room is Durin-blue velvet with gold braided edging, the one in Thrain’s workroom is green-gray stripey wool, Thorin’s room has an older yellow cotton one, etc.

Custard is a LUCKY PUDDY TAT

Finally had a chance to read the latest chapter. Kept notes on my reactions. Wait, you made me feel sorry for SAURON! Oh, Tauriel. Oh, Faramir! Ooo, cute Thorin & flustered Bilbo! Oh Hrera! Weeping because of Thranduil’s generosity. “I didn’t leave him Mister Gandalf” T_T “Un-hear” BWAHAHA! Aw, Thorin beard! Eowyn -__- LOLOL letters! oh pigs :( “Bofur stop laughing” snrk “don’t drink the wine stores dry” All in all, another excellent masterpiece!

Ahhhhh thank you so SO much, Nonnie!

AWW WAIT WHAT, I made you feel sorry for Sauron and not Mahal?! WHOOPS, author fail, whoooooops!!! 😀

eeep, yeah, the Sam moment, with the ‘I didn’t leave him’ – that was something I’ve wanted to write for AGES. So. Yep. *dodges the flying vegetables*

OOOH I am thrilled you liked the quiet little moment with Thorin and his decision about his beard! For such a short and unobtrusive little scene, it’s actually the culmination of a LOT of character threads and development, and lots of stuff that came before… like, a physical indication of just how far he has come, it’s actually a hugely big moment, wrapped up in a very small and gentle one 🙂

Hrera is my darling Queen of the Universe and I adore her lots.

HEHEHE, I am so happy you liked the letters, thank you! Thank you for a lovely comment and a lovely review, Nonnie!