battle-pig-in-costumes anon from before. imagine Dain trying to create an Iron Hills Project Runway, where the models are all his lovely piggie lasses. Thorin Stonehelm is forced into a judge role. When they get to Erebor, Dain enlists Dori to be the Tim Gunn. Piggy fashion shows. None of the dwarves quite understand why they find it so entertaining, and don’t understand why – dang, that pig look good in that outfit where can I buy one in my size?

OH MY GODDDDDD

THAT IS BRILLIANT.

Piggy fashion. Yes. AWESOME ❤

fishfingersandscarves:

And that makes 100 sansukh illustrations!! I love @determamfidd with all my heart! this journey has been long but its been fun!

*SCREAMS*

100

PICTURES

FISHY YOU AMAZING AMAZING PERSON

AHHHH its thranduil and the Stonehelm shaking hands (”One two three four, I declare a thumb war”) AHH I AM SO STOKED, I LIKED THAT MOMENT AND YOU CAPTURE IT SO AWESOMELY AND CONCISELY

AND EEEE SAM WE LOVE YOU, YOU SWEETHEART YOU DARLING, CRYING BC HE’S SO SO HAPPYYYY

ORI IS SCARED OF ENTS, BALROGS AND GLOIN, IN THAT ORDER (you draw him as an EPIC CUTIEPIE also!!!)

oh my god yes haban and narvi DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM RN, HABAN AND NARVI MY FAVE UNEXPECTED FRIENDS ALAKJHSDGFLAJHS OH FISHY THEY’RE SO BEAUTIFULLLLLL!!!

yeaaaaaaaaah shred it gimli, you make that fiddle WAIL YEAHHHHH ❤

(You are an inspiration, you marvellous multitalented fish. You really are. *hugs forever*)

I’ve been meaning to ask you this for ages but how do you think Thorin Stonehelm got the name “Stonehelm”? I’ve got two headcanons and I don’t know which I like better. One is that he got it in battle, and the other is that Dáin accidentally dropped him on his head when he was a child but nothing bad happened because of the thick head of the Durin line, and that made Dáin call him his lil Stonehelm. (ps you can totally publish this)

HI HI HI ERINA *smishes*

oh my gosh, yeah, I’ve blabbed on this idea before, and my first thought was that perhaps he gained the epithet in battle

but then 

I thought: ‘what if he headbutted a battle-ram when he was a little kid…

..and the ram ran away bleating.’

And everyone in Erebor thinks it’s totally a battle-earned epithet. But EVERYONE from the Iron Hills of a certain age knows that it is a nickname that Dain gave his son.

because WHAT A HEAD, WHAT A HEADBUTT

POW baa baa baaaa

dain-mothafocka:

Meanwhile, Akhsan busts into Erebor looking majestic as fuck. That’s about it. Slightly based on his attention-seeking entrance in this fic

Gorgeous Akhsan and overall glorious art courtesy of @asparklethatisblue

Thorin Stonhelem’s design and inspirtion is from @determamfidd. Akhsan is loosely based on Martin Sensmeier… because of course.

*SCREAMING* JON. VAL. THIS. IS AMAZING. HOLY SHIT. you know I have to put akhsan and khalei in, i JUST HAVE TO, i love them far far too much. THE CART IS INCREDIBLE. The pig! AHKSAN. HIS DESIGN. IS JUST. lshgsjkh *flails madly* THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 

oh, and also: *continues to scream bc SPARKLE DREW MY VERSION OF THE STONEHELM and i am cry bc he is my lovely impressively clueless goober with the two-tone hair and kjshdgjkhsfg he’s BEAUTIFUL*

*stares at Akhsan some more* goddamn *fans self* same, Stonehelm, same. 

Small Comfort – Thorin Stonehelm, Akhsan Boljazi

dain-mothafocka:

Post-battle in Sansûkh chapter 40, just after Akhsan busts into Erebor on his wain like the kool-aid guy. 1k ish words. For @determamfidd as always, thanks for letting us borrow
your characters. Akhsan enjoys your world.

Characters: Akhsan (OC),
Thorin Stonehelm.


Thorin’s
head jerked up at the sound of the click,
click
of footsteps on the dark stone. The oil lamp set
before him had almost gone and it was burning low – in a few
minutes, it would plunge into him and the tomb into darkness. Still
he remained, staring, staring at the stone.

“It
didn’t go… it didn’t go as expected,” Thorin whispered to
himself. He could still smell the burning of the mountain; even as
the fires in the stores lay extinguished, the smoke yet curled and
nestled into every nook and cranny of Erebor, ash flickering down
onto the wasted battlefield below.

“It
never does. Such is the art that is war.”

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EXCUSE ME

WHILE I CRY

A MILLION TEARS

AUGH

you are fitly revenged

pig-drawn chariots and carts!! Little Thorin Stonehelm had a cute little cart that he rode around in as a tiny tiny dwarfling. And war-chariots with pigs!

mandysimo13:

determamfidd:

oh my god

I am imagining like, a Dwarven version of those little ride-along cars that little kids use, pushing along with their feet like the Flintstones…

BUT FOR DWARVES

AND ALSO A PIG

Hey @determamfidd ….guess what I drew in my new sketchbook? This image right here!

Couldn’t resist drawing Thorin Stonehelm in a lil pig-chariot!

EEEEEE THAT IS THE CUTEST

Look how happy he looks!!!!!