I’m having feels about all the fave characters repurposing stuff after the Mountain’s reclaimed. Wee Thorin sleeps in Balin’s old crib, which is freshly reupholstered with a war-pig pattern. Oin uses his dad’s apothecary measuring set, with the one piece that Groin had in his pocket on the way out replaced. Dis gives the Stonehelm and Bomfris the royal baby jewelry, all Teary-eyed over the tiny pieces. Gloin uses Haban’s abacus.

THIS IS BOTH BEAUTIFUL AND SAD, NONNIE

Amongst all the letters that Dain left for his son, he also left instructions for him to “write to his namesake,” and, after Thorin 2’s death, Dain left his son instructions on how to find Thorin’s letters to him, as some of them contained the best bits of wisdom he could pass down to his son.

Thorin Stonehelm passed his hand over the thick, crackling paper. It was stiff and crumbling with age, the letters faded in places.

These were the words of his great cousin, his namesake, hidden in his father’s rooms for long, long years. They had been secreted in bundles inside an empty barrel of the hellishly strong Rhûnic wine. His father hadn’t ever thrown the barrel out. Thorin had always wondered why.

His father had seemed hewn from the hard red rock of the Iron Hills, fierce and unchanging and larger-than-life, but here in these pages a young Dwarf was brought to life. A young Dwarf – just a child – sorrowing, unsure, grieving, adjusting. Dáin Ironfoot, King and Lord and hero, had been a figure of legend.

Dáin-the-father had been a silly, merry, irreverent old fellow with more secrets than hairs in his beard.

Here was Dáin the Dwarf, whom few people had ever seen.

Teasing words and careless affection leaped from every fragile page. Orc-breath, Ironheaded Imbecile, Boorish Peasant, dearest cousin, thank you thank you…

And the other, the one his father had clung to like a piece of driftwood in a stormy sea? Thorin’s own namesake and his personal hero, for most of his life? He was far more than mighty deeds and a hard-won crown. He was not just a titan of history, not just a name in a song. Here was a careworn leader, a struggling brother, a worried uncle, a loving cousin… he was real here. A real person, a friend.

He had breathed, and cried, and fought, and danced, and roared, and laughed. He had been frustrated and afraid and annoyed and tired and sad… and full of such joy. Such hope.

He had been so very real.

The next words were less faded, the letters etched deeper, as though Oakenshield had been struggling not to tear the page in his agitation.

You are only forty-four. Do not be so hard on yourself. Mahal’s beard, you were only thirty-two at the time! You had a right to your sadness after losing both your parents and your foot. It is not your fault that Gren is an unscrupulous old snake.

It sounds as though this deal with Rhûn is costing you more than you wish to admit. Do not suffer for our sake, Dáin. That solves nothing. I will not stand by while others suffer for me. Not now, not ever again.

Hammerfoot sounds ridiculous. Ironfoot sounds far better. Use Ironfoot. Dwalin and Glóin agree with me.

Thorin put down the letter he was holding and stared at the wall for a moment. He had not wept for his father.

Perhaps he should.

(And then he wondered if one day, people would forget that Thorin Stonehelm was also more than a crown.)

Thorin Stonehelm didn’t have much in the way of head hair for his first year or three of life, so that he had a lot of alternative head-coverings. All sorts of little hats, especially woolly ones. Little decorative ribbons. Lots of pig-themed things. Jackets and sweaters with little hoods. It was Adorable. (There were some commissioned sketches/portraits of him done at this stage and Bomfris just lost it when she saw one of him in his little baby gown with pig embroidery, and a big blue ribbon.)

determamfidd:

determamfidd:

OH GOD

THE PICTURES WOULD BE JUST

,sdkgalsjaljsalsjhfda

I am an art dumb, but *stands up* I WILL GIVE IT A TRY….

… tomorrow, heheh 😀

I DID IT

behold, my very scribbly sketch, done while organising schoolwork and making a zillion phone calls

Thorin Stonehelm didn’t have much in the way of head hair for his first year or three of life, so that he had a lot of alternative head-coverings. All sorts of little hats, especially woolly ones. Little decorative ribbons. Lots of pig-themed things. Jackets and sweaters with little hoods. It was Adorable. (There were some commissioned sketches/portraits of him done at this stage and Bomfris just lost it when she saw one of him in his little baby gown with pig embroidery, and a big blue ribbon.)

determamfidd:

OH GOD

THE PICTURES WOULD BE JUST

,sdkgalsjaljsalsjhfda

I am an art dumb, but *stands up* I WILL GIVE IT A TRY….

… tomorrow, heheh 😀

I DID IT

behold, my very scribbly sketch, done while organising schoolwork and making a zillion phone calls

Thorin Stonehelm didn’t have much in the way of head hair for his first year or three of life, so that he had a lot of alternative head-coverings. All sorts of little hats, especially woolly ones. Little decorative ribbons. Lots of pig-themed things. Jackets and sweaters with little hoods. It was Adorable. (There were some commissioned sketches/portraits of him done at this stage and Bomfris just lost it when she saw one of him in his little baby gown with pig embroidery, and a big blue ribbon.)

OH GOD

THE PICTURES WOULD BE JUST

,sdkgalsjaljsalsjhfda

I am an art dumb, but *stands up* I WILL GIVE IT A TRY….

… tomorrow, heheh 😀

okay, still me, the same anon as before with the letters and the angst and still not sorry. so, idk if this has been asked before, but: pig races? do they happen? how much does Dain love it? does Dain compete? Nori’s betting pool – does it continue after he dies – and does he manage to continue it in the afterlife? ALSO THORIN 3 AND BOMFRIS RACING EACH OTHER – WHO IS THE BETTER PIG RIDER? WHOSE PIG IS FASTER? WHAT ARE THEIR PIGS’ NAMES?

Hey there Angstnonnie! 

YES in fact! We chatted about it here and here!

Not even death will stop Nori from running as many books as he possibly can 🙂 Dead, yes. Retired? Neverrrrr.

Ohhhh my god… that is a question that makes the very soul shudder, lmao… Bomfris is headstrong and reckless and CANNOT back down from a challenge. Thorin Stonehelm is a bit more retiring and less confrontational… until he’s backed into a corner. Then you find out that he’s made of fucking dragonfire.

IDK, I think that would be a very close call. Nori would have a time of it, making good on that race! It could go either way!

(Thorin Stonehelm’s pig would absolutely be called something noble in honour of his namesake and personal hero like ‘Deathless’ or ‘Orcsbane’… and Dain probably teased the hell out of him for it. Bomfris would probably name hers something absolutely awful and tastelessly funny, like ‘Ham Sandwich’. Because she doesn’t have a classy bone in her whole body.)

(Same anon as before srynotsry for the angst) In the midst of all the letter reading, Thorin 3 learns that his One has never ridden a pig before. He must correct this oversight and NO it doesn’t matter that she is still pregnant this is IMPORTANT.

(heh, I have no leg to stand on when it comes to angst, Nonnie!)

Stonehelm (very quickly): THIS IS CUPCAKE, SHE’S REALLY GENTLE AND SWEET AND IT’LL BE A REALLY EASY RIDE, WE’LL GO REALLY SLOWLY AND YOU’LL LIKE IT BOMFRIS, PLEASE, SHE’S SO CUTE AND REALLY GOOD-NATURED AND I PROMISE IT’LL BE FUN 

Tuac: You’re seriously not going up on that thing, are you? It’s obviously part-walrus.

Bomfris: Is that A CHALLENGE

anon who wrote the thira and thorin 3 and bomfris looking through old baby things post – Dain’s in-case-I-die letters all have many drawings of pigs, complete with lovely calligraphy naming said pigs, and while all of this is happening, Dain is watching with some of the Dead Dwarf Peanut Gallery and is in Desperate Need of a handkerchief. It is not much better when they read out Bombur’s letters, which includes Bomfris’ favorite recipes, which Thorin tries to make to cheer her up. (he fails)

OH GOD OH NONNIE

look, just. here you go.

Thorin Stonehelm and Thira going through his old baby toys with Bomfris and it is very bittersweet because on one hand, Thira gets to embarrass the awkward butterknife with all these great stories of when he was adorable and small, but also sad because, well. There is a lot of crying into Thorin’s old piggy blanket (which is kind of gross anyway). Especially when they find Dain’s stash of “in case I die while you’re young” letters – because Dain knows what it’s like to lose parents too soon.

I was all

“AWWWWWW”

Then the mention of letters.. happened. And I was all

*sad kitten noises*