*professor voice* HHHMMMMMM, I SEE I SEE… HMMMMM. Yes, yes, excellent, a wonderful premise, good and fluffy and a bit cheeky, with an intriguing and uncommon use of Sarcastic!Thranduil…
(IN OTHER WORDS I LOVE IT I WANT IT I LOVE IT TO BITS, NONNIE)
*professor voice* HHHMMMMMM, I SEE I SEE… HMMMMM. Yes, yes, excellent, a wonderful premise, good and fluffy and a bit cheeky, with an intriguing and uncommon use of Sarcastic!Thranduil…
(IN OTHER WORDS I LOVE IT I WANT IT I LOVE IT TO BITS, NONNIE)
(2/3) I get that Gimli and Legolas’ families are a little shocked to be getting this news via letters. And as a sister myself, I completely understand Gimris’ position that he should have told them in person, the trollbrain. But given how far Gimli and Legolas have come, I’m not sure their families could have handled it all at once when they saw them again, without any warning at all. Like, the letters are shocking, sure. But if Gloin and Thranduil are going to cause an international incident
(3/3) over some letters, what might they have done if Gimli and Legolas had broken out the banter and the innuendo without any warning at all? For that matter, even with the warning I image they’ll be a little shocked. Perhaps when the families reunite, they will decide to be grateful for those letters after all…
I kinda wanna give you a GIANT prize, bc yeah – that is in fact the idea! They thought about it very carefully after all, Legolas was p sure it would have been a bad idea to spring themselves upon their families all unaware and unprepared. Something truly irreparable could have happened. Disowning, or even harm. You get the picture.
the letters are an attempt to circumvent that. Probably would have worked really well, too, if Thranduil were still in the Greenwood.
And so, yup, the timing truly truly sucks, what with Thranduil and Gloin in the same mountain, and a new peace and era of friendship being born and puppies and kittens and butterflies etc. A gigantic interracial royal family fight isn’t exactly conducive to the whole ‘Most Favoured Nation’ vibe, heh.
BUT the idea was actually very sound!
And that makes 100 sansukh illustrations!! I love @determamfidd with all my heart! this journey has been long but its been fun!
*SCREAMS*
100
PICTURES
FISHY YOU AMAZING AMAZING PERSON
AHHHH its thranduil and the Stonehelm shaking hands (”One two three four, I declare a thumb war”) AHH I AM SO STOKED, I LIKED THAT MOMENT AND YOU CAPTURE IT SO AWESOMELY AND CONCISELY
AND EEEE SAM WE LOVE YOU, YOU SWEETHEART YOU DARLING, CRYING BC HE’S SO SO HAPPYYYY
ORI IS SCARED OF ENTS, BALROGS AND GLOIN, IN THAT ORDER (you draw him as an EPIC CUTIEPIE also!!!)
oh my god yes haban and narvi DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM RN, HABAN AND NARVI MY FAVE UNEXPECTED FRIENDS ALAKJHSDGFLAJHS OH FISHY THEY’RE SO BEAUTIFULLLLLL!!!
yeaaaaaaaaah shred it gimli, you make that fiddle WAIL YEAHHHHH ❤
(You are an inspiration, you marvellous multitalented fish. You really are. *hugs forever*)
omg
(I’ll take your word for it, Nonnie! Never seen it myself, I am a reality TV novice!!!!)
You guys, Thranduil was wearing a crown of red leaves and berries. That means Smaug attacked in the autumn. That means the dwarves were left with nothing, wandering the wilderness in the autumn and winter.
Jesus, how did I miss that. Fridge Brilliance.
The fall of Erebor just got that much more painful. Painful like the frostbite on baby dwarves’ toes.
lmaoooooo
Makes me think: Do dwarves eat glow-worms or bats or other cave-dwelling creatures? And how Legolas might react to that?
I suspect the reaction might be similar in the case of both parties, tbh. The idea is EWWWW. But upon trying it, they discover that each race has (through thousands of years of trial and error) discovered JUST HOW TO MAKE THIS SHIT TASTY.
OOOH hmmm hmm hmm hmmmmm
OKAY SO USING SOME OF MY PIERCING/TATTS IDEAS FOR DWARVES:
Legolas is of age, obvs, so if he liked the idea and wanted to go ahead, Gimli could design him some tattoos for his shoulders/arms, like he has. Curling leaves, ivy or vines maybe, as he is an Elf.
And yes, the first few times he squeezes Gimli’s hand so tightly, his fingers go blue at the tips. When he finally lets go Gimli has pins-and-needles and has to shake his hand for a solid two minutes before he has any feeling back!
Legolas is a warrior, and so Gimli would be all YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO A PIERCING THROUGH YOUR NIP. (considering the great fascination he has with Gimli’s pierced nipples, I think Legolas might. um. Really like this idea.)
This hurts a bit to think of, but he might walk up to his beloved one day with a small sketch in his hands. “What’s this?” Gimli would take it, and study the little picture: a bow, lined all along its curve in stars. “It’s lovely.”
“It’s a mourning mark,” Legolas would mumble. “For a friend.”
And Gimli would know – how could he not know, when he wears its match upon his own shoulder? And he’d nod his head. “I’d be honoured to set it on you,” he’d say, gently.
Then there’s the pair of Elk horns, the tree, the crossed bow, axe and longsword, the stylised running horse, and the Gull. Each of these were Legolas’ choice, for his own personal meaning. There’s a many-pronged star, too, bright as rubies, bright as the dawn. It rests over his heart, surmounted by a crown of cirth runes.
(That one is important.)
Perhaps he likes the feel of Gimli’s heavy ear-cuffs against his teeth, and wishes for something similar for himself. Gimli throws himself single-mindedly into the project, and comes back with the most beautiful thing EVER, mithril and gold, the perfect blend of Dwarven mastery and Elven art. I’m imagining something like this:

(btw, this can be found for sale here. Also, look up ‘leaf ear cuffs’ on google image search if you wish to drool with covetous lust over pretty, pretty jewellery. *controls self with a massive effort*)
Previous pierced-Legolas responses may be found here and here! And yup, possible *ahem* piercings are discussed.
I suspect Aglarond may be inundated with demands for new jewellery, once Legolas’ people get an eyeful of what he’s sporting these days! Like, SWAMPED with orders, all jewellers on the go all the time.
hmm, I don’t know if many of the remaining Sindar or Galadhrim would venture into tattooing… but I get the feeling that the Silvan folk would LOVE the notion, and get tremendously artistic about it. I can see the same swirling beautiful patterns they use on their armour, winding over their forearms and calves.
(Legolas totally gets this done too. He will Not Be Outdone.)
Thranduil has joined Aragorn in the land of the Unshockable and Unflappable. They sit upon thrones of Utter Doneness and let it all wash over them 🙂
Laerophen would be *GASPWHAT* but but OW and also, it DOESN’T COME OFF, WHAT
Laindawar would say nothing. That’s because he’s already picked out the designs he wants, SWORDS CROSSED ON HIS BACK FUCK YEAH.
A secret supply of naughty Dwarf magazines is being smuggled into the Mirkwood palace, the culprit is still at large
😂😂😂😂😂
omfg, please please let it be so
(CELEBORN, THRANDUIL AND LEGOLAS WITH WEE WILLIE WINKIE SHOES, pls and thank)
The painting in question, for those who haven’t seen it – Beleg finds Gwindor in the forest of Taur-nu-Fuin, by JRR Tolkien.
And here’s a close-up of Beleg:

Those shoes are p fierce.
Bomfris would be flabbergasted. She lost to Laerophen in their little contest, after all. “Oi, didn’t you say your brother was better than you at archery?”
Laerophen would be staring at Legolas in puzzlement. “He is. I mean. Was?”
“He’s a finer shot even than I,” Laindawar would say, slowly. “Has the south sapped your skills, honeg nin?”
“He’s a bonny fighter!” Gimli would protest, ready to defend Legolas against anyone and anything. Naturally, it’s not a helpful thing to say. Legolas avoids looking at his brothers, tips his head away, mumbles something incomprehensible about Uruk-Hai and knife-work and explosives.
Thranduil would probably take one glance between the mortified, tongue-tied Legolas and the totally oblivious confused vaguely-defensive Gimli. Realisation dawns. It is followed by a GIANT SIGH OF RESIGNATION.
Meanwhile Gloin is prouder than punch. MY LAD BEAT THE ELF AT ORC-KILLING HELL YAH OF FUCKING COURSE HE DID DWARVES RULE ELVES DROOL *high fives Dwalin*