Tag: thranduil

Thrandy will get Leggy back for that diary incident on his begetting day ‘ ah my beloved son,meany years ago on this day your mother and I laid as one and blessed you into the world’ ‘Ada i-‘ ‘it was a very passionate affair if i recall correctly’ ‘Ada i’m sorry please st-‘ ‘in fact it was meany passionate affairs that night’ ‘OH VALAR I BEG YOU STOP!’ but he dose not,the whole day is this.

oh my GOD

OH

GOD

Nonnie, you know something

this is reminding me that Elves do not in fact celebrate their birthdays, they celebrate their conception instead

and so, once a year, Thranduil would have done this. Once a year. ONCE A YEAR

“…SO THAT WAS THE SIXTEENTH TIME, AND NO LUCK. BUT THEN THE SEVENTEENTH TIME, YOU WERE MADE AND IT WAS SO JOYOUS, SO BEAUTIFUL. WE WERE UPSIDE DOWN IN A TREE AT THE TIME, THERE WAS WHIPPED CREAM AND GLITTER GLUE EVERYWHERE. I’D BROUGHT THE CLOTHESPEGS AND SPATULA, AND YOUR MOTHER WAS-”

“Auugh, Adar, please. STOP.”

“MANY HAPPY RETURNS, ION-NIN!!!”

(ONCE

A

YEAR)

Sansukh fan art headcanon: Erebor as ground zero. Both letters arrive at once while Thranduil’s helping. Silver thermonuclear explosion stage left, red thermonuclear explosion stage right. Dual mushroom clouds. Dwarves everywhere going O_O and fleeing for their lives, except for Bofur in the center, who just sits down and laughs himself to death a la the weasels in Roger Rabbit; his soul flies away playing a harp, still laughing. (Dwarflings flee clutching cookie jars and various dolls.)

*pictures this in my mind’s eye*

*DIES LAUGHING LIKE BOFUR*

Finally had a chance to read the latest chapter. Kept notes on my reactions. Wait, you made me feel sorry for SAURON! Oh, Tauriel. Oh, Faramir! Ooo, cute Thorin & flustered Bilbo! Oh Hrera! Weeping because of Thranduil’s generosity. “I didn’t leave him Mister Gandalf” T_T “Un-hear” BWAHAHA! Aw, Thorin beard! Eowyn -__- LOLOL letters! oh pigs :( “Bofur stop laughing” *snrk* “don’t drink the wine stores dry” All in all, another excellent masterpiece!

Ahhhhh thank you so SO much, Nonnie!

AWW WAIT WHAT, I made you feel sorry for Sauron and not Mahal?! WHOOPS, author fail, whoooooops!!! 😀

eeep, yeah, the Sam moment, with the ‘I didn’t leave him’ – that was something I’ve wanted to write for AGES. So. Yep. *dodges the flying vegetables*

OOOH I am thrilled you liked the quiet little moment with Thorin and his decision about his beard! For such a short and unobtrusive little scene, it’s actually the culmination of a LOT of character threads and development, and lots of stuff that came before… like, a physical indication of just how far he has come, it’s actually a hugely big moment, wrapped up in a very small and gentle one 🙂

Hrera is my darling Queen of the Universe and I adore her lots.

HEHEHE, I am so happy you liked the letters, thank you! Thank you for a lovely comment and a lovely review, Nonnie!

Re: Sneak Peak 2 – Loving the letter fomat! Poor Leggy. I can feel the anxiety radiating off that letter. All those false starts and cautious wording. (Also Poor Laindawar – all those short jokes XD) Gimli’s letter is absolutely everything and makes me so incredibly happy.

HELLO THERE HOOPY FROOD, HOW YOU BEEN *hugs*

yeah, Legolas is a lot more cautious than Gimli. Like, a lot. A LOT. It’s not that he’s more afraid? He’s doing this, after all, he’s putting pen to paper and writing it down, which is a very brave thing to do. But he has over 2000 years of family history with these people, and he is a prince, he has a high station to uphold… and he knows what his father has lost. nnngh idk, I wanted to find the young Legolas in that letter, the child we see in Midwinter. Like all his years and layers strip away. These are people he’s always looked up to, and he is

almost more

frightened of disappointment than he is of disapproval. 

Gimli has plenty of trepidation too – but he’s very much of the ‘RIP THE BAND-AID OFF IN ONE GO, FAST AS POSSIBLE’ school of thought, lmao!!! “here’s the situation, I know you’re gonna hate it, someone stop Bofur laughing, do it for me please.” End of story. 

he’ll chew it endlessly in his own mind, of course. But as he said before, what can be more scary than facing the entire horde of Mordor without a hope of victory? he’s totally riding on wings of HOLY SHIT WE WON, SOMEONE BUY ME A LOTTERY TICKET, audacious little thing!

HAHAHAHAHAHA LAINDAWAR THE GRUMPY TERRIER ELF AND HIS TEASING TALL YOUNGER BROS welp I’m definitely shorter than him, so he’d be able to look down his long aristocratic nose at me as well 🙂

More Hobbit4Ham

Just thought I’d add this;

Thranduil:

I signed a treaty with a king whose head is in basket. 

Do you want me to take it out and ask it?

“Should I help the dwarves King Thror’s head?”

“Uhh do what you want, I’m super dead!”

Thank you so much for posting my earlier submission! You guys are so talented and I love this crossover 🙂


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culumacilinte:

So, culturalrebel submitted this AMAZING Thranduilification of Hamilton’s King George III to determamfidd the other day, as she has been compiling all sorts of delicious and heartrending Hamilton/Hobbit mashups, and OH MY GOD. I know you already posted yourself singing it, Dets, for which I feel slightly like I’m stepping on your toes, but there are not enough words for how much King George is MY JAM. So I had to sing it too >_>

HOLD ME, CULLY

HOLD ME AND JUST SING KING GEORDUIL AT ME FOREVER

@culturalrebel alksjdgflajshdsgalj i think hobbit4ham is a thing now?!?! IT’S A THING? EEEEEE

you make a FAR better Elf Kingy than me, my Star ❤ what butbutbut how the heck, you’re a dwarf