Tag: tosquinha

tosquinha:

radiorcrist:

linddzz:

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radiorcrist and tosquinha i am holding you both personally at fault if i hit this beFORE I EVEN GET HOME FROM WORK….

GodDAMNIT….

#*sits here waiting for fic update now* ouo

GRUMBLES LOUDLY AND OPENS WORD DOC

#ONCE UPON A TIME#THORIN STOOD MAJESTICALLY#HIS RAVEN EBONY INKY BLACK HAIR BILLOWING IN THE BREEZE#MAJESTICALLY#THEN BILBO CAME UP AND WAS LIKE#GET ON UR KNEES#AND THORIN WAS LIKE#OH BILBO OH#AND GOT ON HIS KNEES#AND THEN THEY FRICKED#AND IT WAS HOT#AND THORIN PROBABLY CRIED OR SOMETHING#BECAUSE HES AN EMOTIONAL WRECK#THE END

I bet Thorin was already on his knees before Bilbo came up what a dumbo

NOPE THAT’S IT IM DONE I HAVE NOTHING TO ADD TO THIS PERFECTION

You sure do tho.

#thorin no bb u need lube #thorin NO #no one wants a king who cant sit on the throne honey #SHOVE IT IN BILBO #see this is why you’re not allowed to talk this is incredible

IT KEEPS HAPPENING A;SLFKJ

#wheEEZING #thorin imperiously orders the softest of cushions for the throne #‘thorin you never needed cushions before why-’ #‘SH UT  UP B A LIN….’

Bilbo: …….ok. Only because it looks really comfy. bUT IF BALIN ASKS SOMETHING AGAIN, I’M SENDING HIM TO YOU