statichawkins:

determamfidd:

statichawkins:

NGL I really want to cosplay Wee Thorin. @determamfidd this is your fault for making adorable characters. And the people who draw them.

But my to-cosplay list is so long already.

omg

AHHHHHHH

Okay but I’m legitimately considering how to do this cosplay in time for Nekocon, which is the beginning of November.

*TREMBLES FEROCIOUSLY*

GUH. Seriously, I am STUNNED AND SO OVERJOYED you would consider cosplaying him! 

miss-scandi:

God I have to say I’ve been having to worst couple of weeks, and just a few paragraphs into the new chapter of Sansukh and these two little shits show up and make everything so much better

So I tried drawing them, not my best work but I still think its pretty damn cute

OH MY GOD

THEY’RE

SO CUTE

I LOVE THEM THANK YOU SO SO SO SOSOOOOO MUCH!!

Margu – kailthia – The Lord of the Rings – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

kailthia:

This is a gift-fic for @determamfidd. There’s an additional shout-out for all the people who are working on the Sansukh podfic.

*HOWLS WITH JOY*

OH K I WAS HAVING SUCH A CRAPPY DAY 

AND YOU MADE IT INTO SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

THIS IS SO CUTE, OH MY GOD THE CAKE, OH GOD GIMLI IS SO OUT OF HIS DEPTH AND ADORING EVERY MINUTE OF IT

AKDJSHGFAKJHA GLOIN

AHHHHH THE PIGGY RIDE

AKSDHGFKAJHA BALINITH LJKSAHDGFAKJHA WEE THORIN kjsadhgfakjha DIS!

I AM IN LOVE WITH EVERY MINUTE OF THIS, GIMIZH YOU TINY LUCKY LITTLE MITE

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOREVER!!!

Margu – kailthia – The Lord of the Rings – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

HEADCANONPALOOZA PART 14!!!!

(tbh? I have a feeling that Frerinith isn’t going to care all that much about having an Elf of his own. And that particular one keeps smooshing faces with Gimli, anyway. Gimizh’s Elf is far far easier to boss around.)

I NEED SPICY SOUP COMPETITIONS BETWEEN DAIN AND GENILD YESTERDAY. YESTERDAY.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13

Frerinith is really the only not salty-natured person in his family. He’s a little sugar donut in a box of salted nuts.

AWWW c’mon Nonnie! they’re all a mix of both sweet and salt! Frerinith is a bossypants and can throw epic tantrums when he doesn’t get his way, after all (yellooooo, toddlers). Wee Thorin is the softest soft on the inside, behind all the sighs and eyerolls. Balinith is a sensitive little soul, and sees bloody near everything. he’s the first to notice when someone is low. Orla is the warmest-hearted woman, god, is she ever. That cool, stern exterior is just that: exterior. And Dwalin… well. 

Frerinith is the most outwardly sunny, certainly! Happy chirpy lil thing.

I forget, did you ever tell us what Gimizh’s craft is going to be when he grows up? Is causing mayhem a craft? (What about the Dwalinuls?)

Uhhh, not really… but I know what they’re gonna be. Under the cut for SPOILERS HEY

Gimizh. Oh Gimizh, my tiny happy mayhem child. 

Is going to inherit the lordship of the Glittering Caves (from Gimris, who takes over briefly after Gimli um. retires?). He’s an awful administrator, but he makes friends as easy. as. breathing. Under his rule, he extends the friendships of the Dwarves further than any before – the Elves, the Men in Rohan and Gondor, you name it, they love him. He’s also FABULOUS at trade and contracts and deals… mostly because he can spot a trick three light-years away. Thanks to his youthful experiences during the Ring War, also, he is a very good judge of character. He’s that Head of State that organises the GIANT PISS-UP and ends up the last one there, singing arm-in-arm with some kinglet or prince he’s never met before. And he’ll remain life-long friends with them too. 

(and he’s also the Head of State who forgets where his assigned rooms are when visiting, and ends up wandering around and poking his nose into everything because ‘it’s all so interesting! Oh hello, d’you work here? What’s that, can I have a go? Nice, thanks! And how old are your kids?’)

Craft-wise, he ends up being a fairly decent warrior (like his idol UNCLE GIMLI ZOMG) – though he is actually better with a bow or a broadsword than an axe. He also ends up being a very good baker (mostly because he missed Barur’s cookies). But yesh, a beloved and incredibly friendly – and yet terrible administrator, absolutely awful at keeping track of things. Absolutely awful.  

Guess who is a good administrator. 

Frerinith. 

Our emphatic, bossy, confident little tyke already has a certain ‘THINGS SHOULD TOTALLY BE DONE THIS WAY’ attitude. He’s going. to. be. tall. He’ll be a lanky stringbean, as Dwarves go, not strong and bullish, like his older brothers… but he’s no weakling or pushover, watch out for that clever legal and administrative mind of his!!! He’ll still be a sunny, cheery fellow, but people soon learn to fear that open, guileless grin – HE’S FOUND SOMETHING OUT, HE KNOWS SOMETHING, OH DANG. 

(He likes making clocks in his spare time. Ooooh, yes, the fiddlier the better. ) 

And so we come to Balinith.

All that reading and study and fascination with the natural world and its workings pays off in a MASSIVE WAY. He builds on the writings of his Cousin Oin, to the point where Dwarvish medicine rivals that of the Elves (and easily surpasses it, in some areas). He collates all the botanical and medical writings of every race he can get: Hobbits, Men, Elves, even Orcs (that cordial they gave Merry, for instance? THAT FASCINATED HIM FOR YEARS after he heard the tale… what the heck was in it???) He categorizes all. ALL. the native flora of the White Mountains, and examines it all for medicinal properties, and the best way to prepare it for different conditions. A mammoth undertaking, and a truly awe-inspiring achievement.

Young Dwarves beg to be taught by Balin Dwalinul. Aglarond becomes renowned as a center of learning as well as beauty. Thanks to him. 

And the oldest of the crew? 

Wee Thorin will NOT be ‘Wee’. NOT AT ALL.  He’ll be shorter than Frerinith… but he’ll fill the doorway. He’s going to be built like a mack truck. 

If Gimizh is a cheery and vivacious Thorin Oakenshield (laugh inserted here lmao), then Wee Thorin is his Dwalin, his closest friend, advisor and right hand. Wee Thorin’s first kills came when he was in his thirties, after all. that’s like, Dain Ironfoot levels of badassery. He is a consummate and professional warrior, a bodyguard and voice of reason. Bulking enormous behind any desk or conference table, his arms huge and his mother’s long-handled axe on his back, tattoos on his cheekbones and all up his neck, a sardonic and outwardly-stern counterpoint to Gimizh’s cheery, happy-go-lucky, sharp-eyed-nosy-sticky-beak method of interaction 

…who also knits. Delicate lace knitting so fine that it feel like clouds to the touch and can be pulled through one of his earrings with ease. Wee Thorin will be one of the best knitters in all of Middle-Earth. To be gifted a piece made by him for your new child? BEST. GIFT. EVER. 

(there’s also a MASSIVE SPOILER that goes here for Wee Thorin, but I’m not letting it out of the bag juuuust yet…)

Very few people know that Wee Thorin is the softest softy to ever soft. He really is his parents’ child. 

(He never does quite escape that ‘wee’, either. The Dwarvish Little John, really.)

So, yeah, that’s (part of!!!) what I am planning. There are still some things to be ironed out, but that’s the overall direction I am heading with them! This is probably a LOT more detail than anyone ever wanted (how very unlike me lol), but I couldn‘t really talk about their crafts and interests without talking about where these crafts and interests take form. 

So it’s Dwalin and Orla’s wedding anniversary, and the Dwalinuls make a cake for the (small) party, supervised by Dori. It’s a kind of ugly cake – the pan was put in weirdly, so the cake is lopsided. The icing job is atrocious; Wee Thorin tried spelling out ‘happy anniversary’ but ran out of room. Fortunately, it tastes pretty good. And Bombur made other food, which looked and taste d great,

PFFFT

but I bet it tasted lovely!!!