Tag: wee thorin

What if Bofur sells little fake beards for kids in his shop? Made out of scrap yarn, with little beads and braids. Possibly with attached helmets. Wee Thorin was attached to a bright yellow beard for a few years, and Frerinith likes to put it on sometimes and plays hairstylist with it. Gimizh had a very pink one with a helmet that clashed horribly with his hair.

THIS IS A V CUTE HEADCANON NONNIE

BUT

IS IT BAD THAT ALL I CAN SEE IS THIS SCENE FROM LIFE OF BRIAN

Little Gimizh having a “God of Cake” moment about cookies. Probably at Dis’ birthday party. It’s adorable. Wee Thorin tried to contain him but had to give up because there’s only so much that can be done about tiny sugar-fuelled dwarflings.

OMFG though – the ‘God of Cake’ isn’t exactly adorable (though it is hysterical!!!) and I can totally see Gimizh having a sugar-induced feeding frenzy complete with being sick and tantrums and howling… all the while secure in the knowledge that HE WON. THE. COOKIES. Take that!

Oooh, ANOTHER Headcanonpalooza! That makes this one Part 8!

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7,

(seriously, if you need a smile, read through these. They’re all SO. DAMN. CUTE.)

FAT BABY FRERIN IS GODDAMN REAL AND TRUE. and aaargh, little scowly Fili with the important little stare, that outraged toddler stare is the absolute best. 

Awww, and I really feel Dori’s pain here *looks sadly at where orange crayon has yet again been applied on the walls and couch and doors*

AARGH – these all turned up in the LAST DAY, and you know what that means? *puts detective hat on. dons monocle* I POSIT THAT @kailthia IS AT IT AGAIN, DISTRIBUTING CUTE HEADCANONS WITH RECKLESS ABANDON, EXHIBITING A TRULY OUTRAGEOUS GENEROSITY AND KINDNESS

so, this is now headcanonpalooza part 7! We all need some sweetness and shmoop to start our new year ❤

(Thank you, K! *snuggles*)

The first 6 installments are here:  Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 (I thoroughly recommend reading through them, they never fail to bring a smile!)

Imagine all of the Dwarfling troupe, having tea with Dis. The kids are all wearing fancy dresses from Mizim’s stash of dressup clothes, and they’re arguing who’s the prettiest princess (or, as Frerinith says, the pwettiest pwincess). Dis solves the argument by saying in her most deadpan voice that she’s the prettiest princess. Of course.

Awwww, Nonnie, that is absolutely gorgeous! Mizim DEFINITELY would have a dress-ups box, and Dis is DEFINITELY the prettiest princess. (though Gimizh is totally working his dress like a pro)

I’m giggling thinking about the possibility of a grown-up Wee Thorin (roughly the size of a linebacker, just scaled down a foot, and heavier) still being called “Wee”.

PRECISELY WHAT IS GOING TO OCCUR. Poor Wee Thorin, he’ll be the Dwarven equivalent of ‘Little John’ hahaha. He will have to do some mighty deed and earn an appellation to his name, like his mum Orla Longaxe, if he is to ever get away from that ‘Wee’!