draw some fat elves you cowards you tepid fools

luucalio:

pikachulovesyouu:

bace-jeleren:

zeldafan42:

steffydoodles:

hattedhedgehog:

spiroandthelacktones:

draconym:

okay

yes good 

Hope it’s not too late to join the elf pudge party

Did someone say fat elves…?

@bace-jeleren, have you seen these high quality elves yet?

I haven’t seen the third elf and let me say that this post just keeps getting better and better!

@luucalio I heard ‘fat elves’ and immediately thought of you ahhh i think about Crimna way too often i love him XD

crimna is the Big Man Fat Elf™ and I love that about him, thank u im so glad you thought of him too 

this post is my favourite ever…. -maxie

Hobbit4Ham STRIKES BACK

Dets says: @culturalrebel are you trying to make me record all the things


[THORIN]

After a week of fighting, the Orc force and the Easterlings grow still and sullen

[THE STONEHELM]

We lower our weapons in shock as they tell us the Enemy has fallen…

[DWALIN]

And just like that, it’s over.

We tend to our wounded, we count our dead.

[FILI]

The living and the dead all wonder alike if this really means freedom.

[GANDALF]

Not just yet.

[THORIN]

The tower of Barad-Dur turns to ashes

I see the White Wizard smile…

The Easterlings go back to their homeland

They stagger home, single-file.

Tens of thousands of Free Folk flood the streets!

There are songs and bells that are ringing!

And as our fallen foes retreat,

I hear the song that they all are singing:

[ENSEMBLE]

The world turned upside-down….

The world turned upside down…

The world turned upside-down…

The world turned upside-dooown, dooown!

Down, down down!

[DAIN]

Freedom for Erebor, freedom for the West!

[ENSEMBLE]

Down, down, down!

[THORIN]

Frodo Baggins and Sam Gamgee have completed their Quest!

[ENSEMBLE]

Down, down, down!

[THORIN]

We won!

[NARVI]

We won…

[DWARVES IN MAHAL’S HALLS]

We won, we won!

[ENSEMBLE]

The world turned upsiiiide-down!

ermakeys:

theryanproject:

brownglucose:

onlyblackgirl:

dammit-clint:

thirsty-mind:

stupendousmelody:

When you are one with the music

Luvs it

WHO IS SHE

That drop took me out. She fuckin shit up. YAS.

I love playing for these kind of directors 

Fuck it up Susan

I am sitting in class and can’t listen to it at the moment, but I still love it.

@determamfidd relevant to you?

OH MY GOD THIS IS HOW I CONDUCT TOOOOOO

ok but Gimli and Legolas having to get Thorin’s permission to marry (cuz he’s head of the Durin family and all), and Thorin just stares at them all impassive until finally he’s like “Legolas, does your father know?” “uh, no, we haven’t spoken to him yet–” “cAN I TELL HIM?!” Bilbo: thorin no

hjghkjdhgjkdgkjnbkjdbkjnsk:

oHMYOGGJJD thorin: THORIN YES thranduil would never be able to live that down and would ignore leggy for a bit after but thrandy is the first one to cry at their wedding and not even thorin gives him crap for that and hands him a hankerchief uwu

dain-mothafocka:

Jeri stood up and took
a deep breath, trying in vain to stop a grin spreading over their
cheeks too much – they didn’t want to give it away. Genild and Beri
were sitting with their hands clasped in their laps and looking at
their child expectantly; Jeri could tell their amad was annoyed at
being made to wait. Ever since they had informed both of them that
they had some news to tell that evening, Jeri had been unable to
concentrate at work, willing time to speed up until past dinnertime.

“Spit it out!”
Genild exclaimed, almost falling off the end of the chair.

It wasn’t staying
hidden for very much longer.

“How would you both
feel,” they began, “about being grandmothers?”

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Jade I am squealing like an idiot at the screen, AHHHH GENILD, BERI, GRANNIES BABY AHHHHHH

Thank you so so much!!