Aragorn in the films: reluctant hero who is weary of accepting the crown of his ancestors
Aragorn in the books: literally uses the palantír to give sauron the figurative middle finger because fuck you im the heir of isildur bitch remember this sword I FIXED IT
Aragorn: I must rule my people now
Gandalf: I must speak with Tom Bombadil, and then return to Valinor
Frodo: I must rest, and then find peace with myself
Sam: I shall become the Mayor of the Shire
Merry and Pippin: We shall become emissary’s of our people
Legolas: Hey, wanna hang out?
Gimli: Sure!
edgelord™: the worst way to end something is “everyone is happy in the end!” like how boring can you be???
me, with my crippling mental health cocktail, clinging desperately to the idea that survivors can find happiness someday and aren’t forever plagued by their problems: …….okay
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1Y04HbN
by Filin prinsessa (ErinacchiLove)
Fourteen Dwarves and a Hobbit set off to a quest to reclaim a homeland and slay a dragon. Bilbo Baggins is possibly the most unlikely creature to take part in such a journey as the Company’s burglar, which won’t pass unnoticed by the Company’s leader, Thorin Oakenshield.
In the meantime Thorin’s brother, Frerin, notices his brother’s growing interest in their burglar and like all good brothers, he has to do something about it, while trying to figure out his own feelings for a certain someone, and look after his and Thorin’s sister-children.
And it is vital that Dís and Dáin never get to hear about anything that happens during the quest, otherwise they’ll never let anyone hear the end of it.
Words: 5552, Chapters: 1/27, Language: English
- Fandoms: The Hobbit – All Media Types
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M
- Characters: Thorin Oakenshield, Bilbo Baggins, Frerin (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Dwalin (Tolkien), Balin (Tolkien), Glóin (Tolkien), Bifur (Tolkien), Bofur (Tolkien), Bombur (Tolkien), Dori (Tolkien), Nori (Tolkien), Ori (Tolkien), Óin (Tolkien), Thráin II, Dáin Ironfoot, Legolas Greenleaf, Bard the Bowman, Thranduil (Tolkien), Original Dwarf Character(s), Sigrid (Hobbit Movies), Bain of Dale, Tilda (Hobbit Movies), Gandalf | Mithrandir, Radagast | Aiwendil, Elrond Peredhel, Galadriel | Artanis, Gollum | Sméagol, Smaug (Tolkien), Other Character Tags to Be Added
- Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Bofur/Frerin (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien)/Sigrid (Hobbit Movies), Dwalin/Ori (Tolkien), Balin/Dori (Tolkien), Frerin & Thorin Oakenshield, Bilbo Baggins & Frerin, Fíli & Kíli (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien) & Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Bard the Bowman/Thranduil
- Additional Tags: The Hobbit Big Bang 2016, Alternate Universe – Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, Frerin Lives, and so does Thráin (oops spoilers), Female Kíli, no one is straight, most of the ships are side pairings, first three are the most important ones, Dáin is awesome, Dáin Ironfoot Appreciation Society, Family Feels, Humor, (heck it’s me), Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder – PTSD, (it’s a minor feature but it’s there), Canon-Typical Violence, Awkward Thorin Oakenshield, Shipper Trash Frerin, Shipper Trash Gandalf, Fíli Is So Done, non-sexual nudity, (just a bit though), Slow Burn, Eventual Romance, Dragon Sickness, Friendship, Durin line of awkward dorks, Sibling bickering, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Dwarf Culture & Customs, Dwarf Gender Concepts
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1Y04HbN
*HOLLERS WITH EXCITEMENT*
So I see @determamfidd wrote me porn.
And yes I am already thinking about recording it… ;3
Gonna read it later
(i wrote with your voice in my head
sayin sexy things and stuff
buhbuh just sayin)
Well aren’t you in for a wild ride once I record this.
everyones going through something be gentle
Aw Yiss 