Aragorn in the films: reluctant hero who is weary of accepting the crown of his ancestors

Aragorn in the books: literally uses the palantír to give sauron the figurative middle finger because fuck you im the heir of isildur bitch remember this sword I FIXED IT

After the War of the Ring

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Aragorn: I must rule my people now

Gandalf: I must speak with Tom Bombadil, and then return to Valinor

Frodo: I must rest, and then find peace with myself

Sam: I shall become the Mayor of the Shire

Merry and Pippin: We shall become emissary’s of our people

Legolas: Hey, wanna hang out?

Gimli: Sure!

edgelord™: the worst way to end something is “everyone is happy in the end!” like how boring can you be???
me, with my crippling mental health cocktail, clinging desperately to the idea that survivors can find happiness someday and aren’t forever plagued by their problems: …….okay

Amnâs, akrâg, rumush mudtu

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Fourteen Dwarves and a Hobbit set off to a quest to reclaim a homeland and slay a dragon. Bilbo Baggins is possibly the most unlikely creature to take part in such a journey as the Company’s burglar, which won’t pass unnoticed by the Company’s leader, Thorin Oakenshield.

In the meantime Thorin’s brother, Frerin, notices his brother’s growing interest in their burglar and like all good brothers, he has to do something about it, while trying to figure out his own feelings for a certain someone, and look after his and Thorin’s sister-children.

And it is vital that Dís and Dáin never get to hear about anything that happens during the quest, otherwise they’ll never let anyone hear the end of it.

Words: 5552, Chapters: 1/27, Language: English

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*HOLLERS WITH EXCITEMENT*