height n body type difference are my fave things about elves n dwarves that the lotr movies just didnt do justice for imo but with live action its hard to pull that stuff off
First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places.
(Veruca falls into the trash chute) Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows…
(Oedipus stabs his eyes out) Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do I’ve got another riddle for you What do you get when you sleep with your mum? A curse on your kids for decades to come~
1) this is hysterical and 2) think about the eons of culture that have lead to the creation of this joke. I am humbled by this.
Me: Man, I’d give anything if there was a huge Gigolas fic that was basically a retelling of LOTR but, entertaining and informative and lovely and fun and angsty but happy.
Me: And some bagginshield wouldn’t hurt either.
Me: *puts off reading Sansukh because it’s a WIP*
Me: *is an idiot*
What are all these tears D: @determamfidd you’re to blame for the sobbing mess I am right now! I’d forgotten how AMAZINGLY WELL Sansukh was written!!!!
OH BEAUTEOUS BATTLEPIG YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MASOCHIST I STG. first you bloody listened to Iron Hills on repeat while reading ch35, and now THIS
I am honestly very relieved that you are deciding to get out. It’s not a fair situation. You are brave and amazing. You can do this. You can do this. You are worth 10000 of this person, you deserve to have honesty. You deserve your comfort to be a priority. You deserve more than this.
ok, secondly – I have a peptalk to exorcise and by golly, you’re gonna get it, so brace yourself.
You say ‘I’m not very pretty’ – do you know, there’s a thing I’ve discovered over time? That everyone I’ve ever known who says this? IS STUNNING. They can’t see it, though, bc we have been sold such a narrow blinkered STUPID expectation of beauty by people who want to sell us stuff. I am thoroughly certain that you are BEAUTIFUL. That your eyes shine when you are excited. That you laugh like a dream. That someone will see the way you do one small seemingly insignificant thing, say, leaning forward over a coffee table, to grab your cup, and be struck by the perfection that is your body moving in relaxed comfortable, happy harmony. Perhaps you sing. Perhaps you argue with total passion. Perhaps you dance – and there is beauty. There it is.
PLEASE believe me. I have been where you are. I am not ‘pretty’. Not the way I always imagined pretty to look, growing up. But now I know I can be beautiful – just as I know this: you. are. beautiful.
If this man is reinforcing the idea that you are in some way NOT BEAUTIFUL, and that by paying you attention he is somehow doing YOU A FAVOUR, then cripes, I am thrilled twice over that you are removing yourself from this situation.
When it comes to telling his partner, I am honestly at a crossroads. There are several conditions to consider. You are a 19 year old who never signed up for this nonsense, and the emotional toll of such an action is pretty high – particularly if his partner decides to blame you.
On the other hand, I do believe that his partner deserves to know. If this man has any sort of spine (or decency), he would tell them himself.
Again, I will ask for the advice of wiser, more experienced minds here? Please help this stunningly wonderful, beautiful young Nonnie out. Anybody got any kind words for this gorgeous soul?
Aw Yiss 