katajainen:

determamfidd:

katajainen:

I just opened my email to this.

HOW, how in the name of all that’s good and holy (and deliciously wicked) am I going to get any work done today? When I know I could be reading this?!

Self-discipline, I know you not.

AUGH sorry – aaaand my timing sucks once again! I hope you like it when you get around to reading it, and I REALLY hope that it doesn’t drive you bonkers all day at work!

Hey, it’s not your fault that my timezone is GMT+3… And luckily I was too busy to get distracted. Much. Almost not at all. Oh dear.

But. There’s an improperly proper and ridiculously over-length commentary at AO3, so I’ll just leave this one quote here:

“I will eat him alive, the earth itself be my witness,” Legolas grated beneath his breath. “I will endure no more of this!”

By his side, Thranduil choked on a sip of wine.

This fic is MAGNIFICENT beoyond all belief. More than the sum of its parts. RIDICULOUSLY hot. And OUTRAGEOUSLY fun. And exactly the RIGHT amount of sweet.

And everyone who ever shipped gigolas should read it.

*screams* KATAJAINEN OH MY GOD THE GORGEOUS REVIEW ALONE WAS ENOUGH TO PUT ME IN ORBIT

AND THEN

I SAW

YOUR TAGS…!!! 

HOLY HANNAH I AM HOWLING

YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL THANK YOU SO MUCH *hugs and hugs and hUGS*

untrusteveryone:

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK

The Earth Moves Under Our Feet (It’s A Loco Motion) [Podfic] – Morvidra – The Lord of the Rings – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

notanightlight:

morvidra:

@notanightlight’s AMAZING Wild West Gigolas fic – podficced by yours truly, including Really Outrageous Accents and my first attempt at soundscaping. (Because why wouldn’t you soundscape a runaway train fic??)

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! You utter GEM! I am in awe of you and I’m going to be grinning all day!!! I’m going to try to listen to it before work because I CANNOT WAIT!!!

*hugs you tight* Thank you so much!!!

The Earth Moves Under Our Feet (It’s A Loco Motion) [Podfic] – Morvidra – The Lord of the Rings – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

Mithril in his Beard – 14K, NC17

determamfidd:

A Gigolas one-shot, written for The Thousand Fics on AO3 Gigolas Challenge

Dedicated to @gimleafanatic, @kooriicolada and @scarletjedi bc they know why 😉

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ON AO3

Legolas knew Gimli’s body as well as his own, and he knew when it was subtly different. An immortal Elf never changes, and the workings of time upon his lover were a marvel to him. It fascinated him. It enchanted him. How could one person be made of such endless, enthralling variety?

Now, he only had to convince Gimli of such.

(Easier to convince the moon.)

Aragorn-the-king is so done with Gigolas antics. He’s like, Guys. Please stop playing footsie under the table at my firstborn’s fifth birthday dinner. The kids love it, but still. Also, he wants Gimli to stop teasing Eomer wit the little Eomer-doll he had sent from Erebor. A teacup does not make an adequate helmet.

LMAAAAO oh dear! 

(I suspect Aragorn develops a gigolas-related Spidey-sense by that stage. His head will sometimes just snap up, his eyes wide and alert, seemingly for no reason.

“What is it?” Arwen will ask, worried.

“They’re at it again,” Aragorn will say, in tones of doom.)

katajainen:

I just opened my email to this.

HOW, how in the name of all that’s good and holy (and deliciously wicked) am I going to get any work done today? When I know I could be reading this?!

Self-discipline, I know you not.

AUGH sorry – aaaand my timing sucks once again! I hope you like it when you get around to reading it, and I REALLY hope that it doesn’t drive you bonkers all day at work!