kooriicolada:

determamfidd:

kooriicolada:

@determamfidd

jUST FINISHED READING AND IT AND MY GOOD GOD

i am ALL ASWOON.

just…holy shit.  Legolas PLZ you thirsty as hell elf. I fuckin love how thirsty he is for his dwarf.  Unffffff

And the slow progression of him realizing it, adn Gimli being worried about it

but most of all my favorite lines:

“Aüle have mercy on me, for your work is great indeed,” he murmured, rather giddily.

and

“I will eat him alive, the earth itself be my witness,” Legolas grated beneath his breath. “I will endure no more of this!”

By his side, Thranduil choked on a sip of wine.

–im just

im

sits down and grins.  you have me grinning so wide and laughing mad little cackles at places.  and just my god.  that smut. ❤

unf.

LoTR fandom has ruined me so good on piercings kink go d damn

also just as an aside while not nEARLY AS STEAMY OR AS INTERSTING I AM WORKING ON A PICTURE THAT IS KINDA FOR YOU THO NOT DIRECTLY RELATING TO LIKE ANYTHING

it’s just it’s your fault i ship a certain thing so it’s like dedicated to you and

ANYWAY

keep being fuckin rad as heck, Dets 😀

AHHHHH KOORII I AM SO SO SUPER-STOKED THAT YOU LIKED IT! hot damn, yes to piercings in this fandom, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE hehe

Legolas is the ThirstiestTM , holy shit hahahahaha, and Gimli is Officially out of clues, it’s a good thing he’s pretty bc the boy has no idea Legolas wants him covered in butter and spread out on toast

(poor Thranduil, poor poor Thranduil heheheheh)

eeee I am so glad it was both hot and funny!! and oh gosh laskjdghfahjs OH MY GOSH PICTURE? AHHHHHHHH *runs around the room in circles* AHHHHH KOORII AHHH THANK YOU!!!

nah, you seem to have this upside down here, YOU’re rad as heck, you are 🙂

hint: it’s related to needing to put some thorin love out there

the piece of shit looks so besotted in this picture i s2g. you made me ship bagginshield. *shakes fist but not particularly with anger, it’s on principle!!*

*S C R E A M S* FUCK YEAH BAGGINSHIELD OHMYGOD YESSSSSS OH MY GOD ksjfhgklsj!!! yesss i am so proud, crewmates on the ss bagginshield ahoy

nahhhhh you really are the raddest of the Rad, the Radinator, look at that there, you gave me an amazing frikkin long-ass comment this makes you RADDERIFFIC

kooriicolada:

@determamfidd

jUST FINISHED READING AND IT AND MY GOOD GOD

i am ALL ASWOON.

just…holy shit.  Legolas PLZ you thirsty as hell elf. I fuckin love how thirsty he is for his dwarf.  Unffffff

And the slow progression of him realizing it, adn Gimli being worried about it

but most of all my favorite lines:

“Aüle have mercy on me, for your work is great indeed,” he murmured, rather giddily.

and

“I will eat him alive, the earth itself be my witness,” Legolas grated beneath his breath. “I will endure no more of this!”

By his side, Thranduil choked on a sip of wine.

–im just

im

sits down and grins.  you have me grinning so wide and laughing mad little cackles at places.  and just my god.  that smut. ❤

unf.

LoTR fandom has ruined me so good on piercings kink go d damn

also just as an aside while not nEARLY AS STEAMY OR AS INTERSTING I AM WORKING ON A PICTURE THAT IS KINDA FOR YOU THO NOT DIRECTLY RELATING TO LIKE ANYTHING

it’s just it’s your fault i ship a certain thing so it’s like dedicated to you and

ANYWAY

keep being fuckin rad as heck, Dets 😀

AHHHHH KOORII I AM SO SO SUPER-STOKED THAT YOU LIKED IT! hot damn, yes to piercings in this fandom, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE hehe

Legolas is the ThirstiestTM , holy shit hahahahaha, and Gimli is Officially out of clues, it’s a good thing he’s pretty bc the boy has no idea Legolas wants him covered in butter and spread out on toast

(poor Thranduil, poor poor Thranduil heheheheh)

eeee I am so glad it was both hot and funny!! and oh gosh laskjdghfahjs OH MY GOSH PICTURE? AHHHHHHHH *runs around the room in circles* AHHHHH KOORII AHHH THANK YOU!!!

nah, you seem to have this upside down here, YOU’re rad as heck, you are 🙂

Mithril in his Beard – 14K, NC17

scarletjedi:

determamfidd:

A Gigolas one-shot, written for The Thousand Fics on AO3 Gigolas Challenge

Dedicated to @gimleafanatic, @kooriicolada and @scarletjedi bc they know why 😉

ON AO3

Legolas knew Gimli’s body as well as his own, and he knew when it was subtly different. An immortal Elf never changes, and the workings of time upon his lover were a marvel to him. It fascinated him. It enchanted him. How could one person be made of such endless, enthralling variety?

Now, he only had to convince Gimli of such.

(Easier to convince the moon.)

HOLY SHIT I JUST FINISHED READING IT AND IT IS SCORCHING!!

also, hells yea, I know why! If i knew it’d get me this, i’d have shared AGES ago!

*blushy blushy* Awww, ilu Jedi. Glad you liked it! 

lmao, I will show my affection with graphic smut <333

How many words do you think you average a chapter?

fuckthisimgoingtoerebor:

determamfidd:

Huh, well. That’s not such a straightforward answer, Nonnie!

As @fuckthisimgoingtoerebor can attest, the chapters started short and GREW. They were initially around 4-5K long. 

Chapter 41 is 21K long.

(ricky, i am so so so sorry.)

I am cutting back now, to between 12-15K per chapter. Chapter 42 was 14K, which felt manageable. I aim to keep them all at around that length from here on!

*cue thousand-yard stare*

*immediately invests in honey and lemon*

*cautiously slides a box of Lemsip your way*

Hi! So this is a veeery nitpicky question and I apologize in advance if I’m being pedantic. It’s about the khuzdul in Sansûkh. Pretty early in the story you have translated “nidoyith” as “young boy” and “nidoyîth” as “young boys”, so I took it as i or î making the difference. But then further on you nearly always use -îth in singular forms, like Gimizhîth, Thorinîth, Azaghîth , etc., but Fíli calls Frerin khuzdith once – long story short, is there a ‘right’ way to do it? Do you know the answer?

Hey Nonnie!

Yeah, the answer is ‘Dets Fucked Up’ :DDD

The old Neo-Khuzdul dictionary (it has since been superseded) had the -ith suffix to mean ‘that is young’ and ‘-îth’ to mean ‘that are young(plural)’. The example using ‘nidoy’ above? That’s the correct usage!

I just mixed them up on occasion, probably. Thank you for bringing it to my notice!