Ya’ll can’t tell me Wee Thorin didn’t get Dwalin’s glaring abilities in top of Thorin’s scowl and Orla’s frightening badassery.
ofc he did 🙂
NGL I really want to cosplay Wee Thorin. @determamfidd this is your fault for making adorable characters. And the people who draw them.
But my to-cosplay list is so long already.
omg
AHHHHHHH
Okay but I’m legitimately considering how to do this cosplay in time for Nekocon, which is the beginning of November.
*TREMBLES FEROCIOUSLY*
GUH. Seriously, I am STUNNED AND SO OVERJOYED you would consider cosplaying him!
OKAY BUT LIKE WHEN I READ IT A YEAR AGO I WAS LIKE, I NEED TO COSPLAY SOMEONE. THE RE READ JUST REMINDED ME OF THIS AND CEMENTED THE DECISION OF IT BEING WEE THORIN OKAY.
OKAY I JUST FELL OFF THE CHAIR
DUDE OH MY GOD, ALL THAT TIME AGO??? AHHH
ALSO YES YES WEE THORIN, SO MUCH YES – BE A TINY TREMENDOUS BADASS, GET AN APPELLATION, KICK ALL THE ASS AND DO IT WHILE ROLLING YOUR EYES AT GIMIZH
Eventually, you will need to stop curating yourself for public consumption. You will need to stop people pleasing. You will need to stop trying to appear perfect all the time. You will need to be vulnerable. A breakdown will occur. Rock bottom will happen. You will be an anxious, stressed, sad and angry mess of a person, and you will rise. You will wish you had known better. You will wish someone would’ve told you that nobody gets to tell you who the f*ck you are. But you will rise, regardless.
For the uninitiated, this is what Magpies are like during “swooping season” here in Australia.
- Fun fact: people have been known to walk around with empty ice cream containers on their heads to protect themselves in lieu of helmets.
Things to remember:
1) This is an Australian magpie. it is not like European magpies.It’s not a flappy bappy chirpy little shitbag you can bat away with your palm. This is a fucking crow in cow makeup
2) Cats and dogs will not try and take them on because cats and dogs know they will lose
3) They live for 25 years and yes, they will remember your face. Although I will confess that my 36 years of life I have never seen a dead one. Under tumblr logic this means they are immortal
4) They are insane. Cold stone bug-fuck insane. And they give zero fucks.I’ve seen them attack cyclists, moving cars, trucks, even a goddamn train.
So imagine, if you will, you are walking merrily down a street one spring and suddenly this train-assaulting, cow-cosplaying ball of immortal feathers and batshit insanity comes screaming out of nowhere and tries to embed itself in the back of your skull, beak clacking like the pump of a shotgun as it tears out chunks of your hair.
This is Australia.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Gimizh
For @determamfidd‘s amazing and massive fanfic Sansûkh, which is a blessing to this fandom and everyone should read it. It’s written mostly from Thorin’s POV, the character development is amazingly done and not just focused on one character and I love them all.
I’M GIBBERING HERE, THIS IS SO SO ADORABLE AHHH
look at his wee dubious face, he is so not convinced about this new weird elf lmaaaao I LOVE HIS LIL CLOTHES, the neckerchief and the shoulder-seams and the front-detail and the high-waisted soft belt AHHH he looks so like a wee Dwarf should! His lovely big Dwarfy nose, his hair and the little fuzz on his jawline and oh my good god he’s precious I want to give him the biggest hug, I bet he is the huggiest lil boy ever, you’ve drawn him so cozy and cuddly OH HELP ME MAHAL
lskdghflajhs HE’S ADORABLE AND GORGEOUS AND I LOVE HIM SO SO VERY MUCH. thank you, thank you SO much, you incredible artist you!
NGL I really want to cosplay Wee Thorin. @determamfidd this is your fault for making adorable characters. And the people who draw them.
But my to-cosplay list is so long already.
omg
AHHHHHHH
Okay but I’m legitimately considering how to do this cosplay in time for Nekocon, which is the beginning of November.
*TREMBLES FEROCIOUSLY*
GUH. Seriously, I am STUNNED AND SO OVERJOYED you would consider cosplaying him!
Random thought I’m happy for people to add to here:
Different types of fandom OCs
“well, OK, this person sort of MUST exist by implication, so here’s this OC that’s my headcanon on what they’re like” (most often shows up in the form of parents or characters briefly named and never shown)
“this person has a high likelihood of existing so here’s this OC to fill this role that I need filled and oops now I know their entire backstory”
“I accidentally a character when I was writing a random bystander”
“there is no evidence a character would exist but there’s no evidence against it either so here you go”
“haha this is post canon suck it”
“I have rewritten half the series with this character in mind and if you really have a problem with it you should probably find something else”
Carefully, Carefully with the Plates – Setari – The Hobbit – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Inspired by Sansukh chapter 42.
Frodo Baggins learns a very interesting song.
Sansukh updated, I read the new chapter, and then my brain exploded and this was the result. I hope this makes up at least a little for how inconsistent I’ve been being lately. Most of what I’m writing at the moment is stuff that I can’t or won’t post just yet (A bardainduil Triad-Verse Big Bang fic, another 1000 Gigolas Fics Challenge fic, a giant-ass lotr time-travel fic that’s too close to my heart to be posted while it’s still a WIP, etc), but I really miss writing one-shots, so maybe I’ll manage to write a few more soon… -shrugs- Either way, enjoy this ridiculous fluff-fest in the mean time ❤
IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THIS THEN DO YOUR HEART A FAVOUR
IT IS THE SWEETEST AND FLUFFIEST AND JUST MOST DARLING THING I LOVE ITTTT.
Small hobbits and a cheeky Dwarven washing-up song, and terribly scandalised Hobbit parents and a disreputable Bilbo <333 I loved it so much it is now #21 in the Sansukh Appendices!
@setaripendragon is a total gem. Thank you SO much!
Carefully, Carefully with the Plates – Setari – The Hobbit – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
So, I go scrolling through a search on tumblr for @determamfidd and I go and find all the other AMAZEBALLS stuff that’s she’s got written. I mean, even though I don’t normally go and wander onto FF.net, there is some great stuff, that shows that she puts forth so much effort into whatever it is that she writes. Soooooo much more for me to read! Thanks Miz Dets for being wonderful!
eeeee thank you so very much! Guh *blushes* you are waaaaay too kind ❤
Aw Yiss 