Dose Narvi know what sauron DID with Celebrimbor’s body when he died? DOSE SHE KNOW HE WAS USED AS A FUCKING FLAG?!

Yes.

She does.

Nobody – nobody – hates Sauron as much as Narvi. Not Galadriel, not Gandalf, not even Frodo. NOBODY. She has so much hatred for him, so much anger, that sometimes she feels like she cannot possibly contain it. It feels like it spills out between her gritted teeth, seeping out of her skin or escaping upon her every exhaled breath. 

The sight has never left her. 

Oin decided he wanted to be a doctor very early on – just like his dad! Helping people, doing good! He would use his dolls as guinea pigs, wrapping them in bandages and stuff. Gloin and Dwalin were also dragged into duty as “patients.” Groin once caught Oin trying to give Dwalin an enema because he was complaining of constipation.

YIIIIIKES

That would NOT have been a good scene to walk in upon

yiiiiikes yikes yikes yikes um YIKES. 

Baby Fili went through a long stage of “let’s explore the thing WITH MY MOUTH” phase. Usually not to problematic, but sometimes iffy. Like when he tried to eat a spoon. Or when he insisted on drinking a whole thing of ink, which made him sick.

oh noooooo no no no no

it’s vry stressful, that stage: when they’re mobile enough, and have enough manual dexterity to grab at stuff… and the first thing they do is go *tiny lightbulb goes ding!* I KNOW – IT MUST BE FOOD! 

And so begins the litany, the prayer repeated time and time again: “What have you got there… no, what have you… all right, spit it out, spit it out darling, no, spit it… no, don’t turn your head away… open your mouth, please don’t bite Mummy’s fingers off. I know, it’s upsetting, but you can’t have that in your mouth. Now, spit it out, come on. Spit it out. Oh cra-uhm, criminy, that’s… no, open up wide and… Ugh, drool everywhere… now, come on, sweetie, please don’t… oh. Oh bugger.”

I saw that post about the woolly pigs – the Mangalitsa. Apparently it is possible to spin (and then knit/weave with) the wool! So if Dain kept some of these pigs, he would eventually have enough fibre for some nice woolen garments. Pig wool socks? Pig wool weskit? Pig wool hats? (He keeps this up in the Halls, and sends Thorin a hobbit-sized very proper waistcoat made of it.)

omg they were so cute, weren’t they??

Ahhh, that’s BRILLIANT! I bet that a pigswool article is like, super durable and extra special or something ❤

Dis can also embroider. She is the angriest embroiderer EVER but she still can make lovely designs unlike a certain brother of hers.

heheheheh I can definitely see that being a long-standing sibling complaint between them!

“Don’t tell me about patience, I have two children. And I don’t declare my work finished until it’s properly ornamented!”

“There’s nothing patient about the way you decorate! It’s like you’re stabbing the fabric.”

“It’s therapeutic!!!”

For the Broadbeam Dumpling stew, do you think it’s possible to shrink the serving size? It’s winter here, so it’s the perfect time to try it, but since I’d be making it for one person, I’d just need to shrink the serving size a bit. Do you think I could do that, or would it affect the taste?

Ahh, Nonnie – I really don’t know. It looks like @morvidra‘s version of it might be able to be scaled down!

Or you could freeze it in batches and have it every second night for a week 😀

Amongst all the letters that Dain left for his son, he also left instructions for him to “write to his namesake,” and, after Thorin 2’s death, Dain left his son instructions on how to find Thorin’s letters to him, as some of them contained the best bits of wisdom he could pass down to his son.

Thorin Stonehelm passed his hand over the thick, crackling paper. It was stiff and crumbling with age, the letters faded in places.

These were the words of his great cousin, his namesake, hidden in his father’s rooms for long, long years. They had been secreted in bundles inside an empty barrel of the hellishly strong Rhûnic wine. His father hadn’t ever thrown the barrel out. Thorin had always wondered why.

His father had seemed hewn from the hard red rock of the Iron Hills, fierce and unchanging and larger-than-life, but here in these pages a young Dwarf was brought to life. A young Dwarf – just a child – sorrowing, unsure, grieving, adjusting. Dáin Ironfoot, King and Lord and hero, had been a figure of legend.

Dáin-the-father had been a silly, merry, irreverent old fellow with more secrets than hairs in his beard.

Here was Dáin the Dwarf, whom few people had ever seen.

Teasing words and careless affection leaped from every fragile page. Orc-breath, Ironheaded Imbecile, Boorish Peasant, dearest cousin, thank you thank you…

And the other, the one his father had clung to like a piece of driftwood in a stormy sea? Thorin’s own namesake and his personal hero, for most of his life? He was far more than mighty deeds and a hard-won crown. He was not just a titan of history, not just a name in a song. Here was a careworn leader, a struggling brother, a worried uncle, a loving cousin… he was real here. A real person, a friend.

He had breathed, and cried, and fought, and danced, and roared, and laughed. He had been frustrated and afraid and annoyed and tired and sad… and full of such joy. Such hope.

He had been so very real.

The next words were less faded, the letters etched deeper, as though Oakenshield had been struggling not to tear the page in his agitation.

You are only forty-four. Do not be so hard on yourself. Mahal’s beard, you were only thirty-two at the time! You had a right to your sadness after losing both your parents and your foot. It is not your fault that Gren is an unscrupulous old snake.

It sounds as though this deal with Rhûn is costing you more than you wish to admit. Do not suffer for our sake, Dáin. That solves nothing. I will not stand by while others suffer for me. Not now, not ever again.

Hammerfoot sounds ridiculous. Ironfoot sounds far better. Use Ironfoot. Dwalin and Glóin agree with me.

Thorin put down the letter he was holding and stared at the wall for a moment. He had not wept for his father.

Perhaps he should.

(And then he wondered if one day, people would forget that Thorin Stonehelm was also more than a crown.)

I loved your answer to that other nonnie, I’d read the heck out of a story like that. Although they might have still gone through Moria if Dis got outvoted (Gimli wanted to see his family/friends and Frodo is the one who makes the final decision) but regardless it’s awesome! Also, I get to finally make lembas bread on Monday, so I’m really excited. I want to try to make your Broadbeam stew, but most of my family wouldn’t try it because it’s new.

Hmmm, true true, they may yet have gone anyway. Dis would have HATED it. Y’know, even beyond its current state and beyond the death of Balin’s colony. It would have been even MORE horrendous.

OH WOW – that’s amazing! Let me know how lembas bread making goes!! I haven’t tried it myself, I am so curious!

(aksgf;askdfhas dangit I STILL HAVEN’T MADE THAT FAB RECIPE – and it’s the middle of summer here, WAY too hot for a hearty dumpling soup! I will have to make it in winter, gotta write a note in my diary to remind myself! Ahhh, I hope you get a chance as well, Nonnie!

For anyone interested in those recipes, they’re at the Writings page on my blog, or you can have a look here:

Broadbeam Dumpling Soup – by whiteteawithhoney

(possible alternatives/ingredient replacements for Broadbeam Dumpling Soup – by kailthia)

Broadbeam Dumpling Soup (Bilbo’s version) – by morvidra)

Gloin totally went on and on to Dwalin about how awesome he thought Mizim was when they were first married. Dwalin was so done. Then when Dwalin was a newlywed and was gushing about Orla to Gloin (as much as Dwalin can gush), Gloin was like /revenge!!!/ Mizim and Orla were all *eye roll*

Awwwwww Nonnie ❤

My Gloin is something of an epic romantic! Poorly hidden under his beard and his grumpiness, there beats the heart of a SECRET SOFT GOOEY MARSHMALLOW

so I also think he’d be all, ‘Awww, Dwalin’s so happy. Look at him, bein’ happy. ain’t it marvellous, ain’t it a marvellous thing, isn’t it a wonderful day… tell me again ‘bout how you made her that new set o’ steel wristcuffs?’

(Mizim, meanwhile, would totally be showing Orla her bow.)