Little Gimli who went through a very annoying “let’s hit things with other things to see what happens” phase. Curious little Gimli who was constantly entertained by the stream of interesting noises, smells, breakages, etc that occurred. Especially notable was Gimli’s favorite metal spoon, which he liked to bang against everything – including metal pots, Gloin’s nose, Oin’s fragile metal bottles, and open containers of tiny things.

oh GOD THAT PHASE, you can see their little minds going ‘eeeee noises big bangy crashy noises!!!’

‘hmmm, what happens when I BASH IT AS HARD AS I CAN WITH THIS OTHER THING

ON CONCRETE

OR TILES

OR THIS HANDY DANDY SAUCEPAN’

SO. LOUD.

(meanwhile Mummy and Daddy have to shout to be heard on the phone, heh.)

Balinith really likes visiting Dori because Dori has all sorts of neat books around – they were Ori’s and Dori can’t bear to part with them. But he doesn’t mind little dwarflings reading them. Also. Dori lets Balin fiddle with yarn ends, which he likes.

YES, PERFECT. 

Curious, clever, intent little Balinith is exactly the right person to entrust Ori’s old books to, to Dori’s mind. Gimizh would rip them to shreds, Wee Thorin barely cares, and Frerinith just chews on them. 

(I bet he has yarn bookmarks for this purpose!)

I have two questions, sorry in advance! The picture on ff for Sansukh, is it supposed to mean something? And (this one isn’t about Sansukh, sorry!) what do you think would have happened if Dis had been part of the Fellowship of the Ring? I mean, she had to stay home while three people she loved marched off only a few decades and it ended in their deaths. What if she accompanied Gimli and Gloin to Rivendell and decided to be part of the Fellowship?

Hi Nonnie, thank you for dropping by! 🙂

Uh, not sure what is meant by ‘ff’ – if you mean FFN, there’s no picture on FFN specifically for Sansukh… just my old author pic (which was the delightful and delicious Eddie Izzard himself, wearing a tiara).

Oh god, hello wonderful story idea. Wow.

Well, for a start, I suspect that she and Boromir would have INSTANTLY understood each other. Also, that people would have TALKED about the Ring’s effect upon them. Y’know, instead of trying to hide it, and so struggle in isolation… and eventually succumb.

I also think that Legolas would have been even more discombobulated. Considering. I mean, one Dwarf is bad enough, the son of one he imprisoned… but hey, let’s throw in the sole surviving member of that branch of the family.

Gimli would have been less alone. He’s the only Dwarf we get to know in any depth in the whole of LOTR, after all.

I actually HUGELY doubt they would have gone through Moria. She LIVED through that bloodbath – she saw fully one half of her people die before that gate. It cost her her King and grandfather, and her brother, and many of her cousins. If I were Dis, I wouldn’t want to see a pebble of that place.

This means that the Balrog lives. This also means that Gandalf is not reborn as Gandalf the White… which means that Saruman keeps his rank as the head and most powerful of the Istari… nnngh, possibly. Possibly… there’s an argument to be made there, but let’s leave that for now.

No Lothlorien. No light of Galadriel. No three hairs. No friendship between Gimli and Legolas.

Perhaps they go via the Gap of Rohan after all, Dis supporting her friend Boromir’s suggestion. He is encouraged to speak about his fears and the increasing pull of the Ring upon his thoughts. So by the time they enter the lands of the horse-lords, he is very aware of his danger and is ready to go back home in order to keep the Quest safe and secret.

Merry and Pippin do not get captured by Orcs. Gimli said he would go to Mordor with them, and so the four Hobbits and Gimli, traipse off towards the Black Gate. “Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens” etc.

But entering Rohan would bring new problems – Saruman, and the Wild Men, and Grima, and the enchantment of Theoden.

But Theodred is still alive. If they pass through Rohan and Gandalf overthrows Saruman’s hold on Theoden’s mind earlier, then his son still lives. Dis, Boromir, Aragorn, Legolas and Gandalf are the new Five Hunters, but what they hunt is not Hobbits captured by Orcs. I can see Dis encouraging the Rohirrim to throw off Grima’s twisted policies and the sly sweet subtleties of Saruman before his stranglehold upon their kingdom becomes complete: his bid for power would be aborted before it could even begin…

Damn, this answer got long, and there’s even more I could go on with, but I am sure this is enough to be going on with for now (before I wrITE ANOTHER 400K MONSTERFIC)

What an amazing question, Nonnie!!!

I was re-reading Yours, Faithfully (again, for the umpteenth time, it is so good, you deserve all the kudos for it) and. Well. Gloin gleefully and mockingly throwing a “funeral” for Dwalin’s hair once he has finally gone bald. Balin gives a speech. Would almost be moving, if Gloin and Dis could stop snickering so loudly throughout the entire thing. Dwalin threatens to kill them all afterwards, until they get him drunk on Hobbit ale.

lkjfh;ashdfgaljshdfgsjhasldkfjhasldhfa oh god, THANK you. I am sorta proud of that work, actually, it’s in my top 3 favourites of everything I’ve ever written. *wibbles* so happy that you like it and that you find it worth re-reading!

AHHHHH A FUNERAL FOR DWALIN’S HAIR BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh, poor Dwalin. And there’s Thorin and Gloin and Oin, looking like overgrown yaks, all laughing at him. I’d be drinking too, Dwalin! 

Baby Gimli hates pants. He frequently runs around half-naked. This, like many things, is frequently blamed on Oin dropping him when he was born. Gimli and Oin never hear the end of it. Legolas on the other hand – once Gimli’s family get over their hatred of elves and remember their love of embarassing family members with stories of their infant days, on the other hand – is *thrilled* to hear such wonderful stories about his beloved.

*slyly* “Meleth-nin, do you suppose we might re-establish this old habit of yours?”

*mortified Dwarf noises*

(and so, Legolas was assuaged for this heheheheh)

Tiny infant and toddler Gloin whose life goal seemed to be to tug on and interact with EVERYTHING he could. Hair. Noses. Clothes. He once grabbed Groin’s nose ring and wouldn’t let go for 20 minutes. Haban laughed a lot.

AWWW. Repeating ‘Nohshe!’ in a loud and cheery voice as he yanked on it, I’ll bet. (The Dwarfling loves to point at face-parts this way. She says, “nohshe! Mouw! Eye! Haaaaair! Eeeeeyah!” and I die from the cuteness of it.)

lmao bby Gloin would have been a HELL of a toddler. Proper howling meltdowns in public places, snot and tears everywhere, arching back and throwing himself onto the floor. He has such a mighty temper, it would have taken a little Dwarf a little while to control it!

Thorin Stonehelm didn’t have much in the way of head hair for his first year or three of life, so that he had a lot of alternative head-coverings. All sorts of little hats, especially woolly ones. Little decorative ribbons. Lots of pig-themed things. Jackets and sweaters with little hoods. It was Adorable. (There were some commissioned sketches/portraits of him done at this stage and Bomfris just lost it when she saw one of him in his little baby gown with pig embroidery, and a big blue ribbon.)

determamfidd:

determamfidd:

OH GOD

THE PICTURES WOULD BE JUST

,sdkgalsjaljsalsjhfda

I am an art dumb, but *stands up* I WILL GIVE IT A TRY….

… tomorrow, heheh 😀

I DID IT

behold, my very scribbly sketch, done while organising schoolwork and making a zillion phone calls

Thorin Stonehelm didn’t have much in the way of head hair for his first year or three of life, so that he had a lot of alternative head-coverings. All sorts of little hats, especially woolly ones. Little decorative ribbons. Lots of pig-themed things. Jackets and sweaters with little hoods. It was Adorable. (There were some commissioned sketches/portraits of him done at this stage and Bomfris just lost it when she saw one of him in his little baby gown with pig embroidery, and a big blue ribbon.)

determamfidd:

OH GOD

THE PICTURES WOULD BE JUST

,sdkgalsjaljsalsjhfda

I am an art dumb, but *stands up* I WILL GIVE IT A TRY….

… tomorrow, heheh 😀

I DID IT

behold, my very scribbly sketch, done while organising schoolwork and making a zillion phone calls