I just came to a 2 a.m. realization.
Gryffindor: I want to be.
Slytherin: I will be.
Ravenclaw: I could be.
Hufflepuff: I try to be.
That’s more accurate than most Hogwarts House quizzes. That’s not an exaggeration.
Tag: HP
Part 3 of my tiny Hogwarts!AU. Head of Hufflepuff house, Professor Dain! Care of Magical Creatures professor for advanced students (OWLs and above) and co-head of the Wizard’s Dueling club alongside Thorin. (and his faithful war boar companion who assists him in all his lessons ofc)
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reblogged your post and added:
Helloooooooooo, where’s Orla?!?!?!
sorry, I only just saw your reply! Orla is a Slytherin, without a doubt. She went to extreme lengths to achieve the life she wanted, after all!
The continuation of my small Hogwarts!AU, now featuring Hufflepuff DADA Professor Gimli and Slytherin Care of Magical Creatures/ Flying Instructor Proferssor Legolas!
I’m really torn between modern clothing and middle earth clothing so I’m probably gonna end up just drawing both at some point tbh.
Also, more shitty headcannons under the cut!
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I think I forgot to post this earlier – ANYWHO! I love this Hobbit Harry Potter AU okay? I’m a sucker for DADA BILBO!! Based off the au by linddzz 🙂
Stay tuned.
AAAHHHH YESSS I LOVE IT! Just in time for the recent note explosion on slytherin!Thorin thanks to determamfidd
WOW FAB ART AHHH – and heheheheh, I live to serve 🙂
I have Slytherin-hate in my inbox.
Ew.
Go away. Your opinion was absolutely not asked for, and it is very very unwelcome.
AHAAHAHAHA oh man is this the same person who was really really insistent that slytherins were basically all nazis and saying anything good about them was equal to liking nazis? Because man, that was an entertaining string of barely coherent asks.
Yeah, same person I am guessing. It was a lovely regurgitation of slytherins-as-nazis, dressed up as accusations and bullshit assumptions stretched so tightly you could see daylight through them. I particularly liked the bit where they assigned motivations to me and put their words in my mouth. I always like that ever so much *rolls eyes*
Do you have any ideas about hobbit/lotr characters and fave Harry potter subjects? Like Sam and herbology.
Awww geez, I can try! Um. Again, only some of my own musings, please don’t think I am trying to stomp on what you (or anybody else!) thinks.
Soooo. Here we go, I guess! (btw, I got the list of subjects from the wiki here!)
Tauriel: Astronomy.
Galadriel: Divination.
Elrond: Study of Ancient Runes (I couldn’t help myself hahaha)
Oin: Potions (definitely takes Alchemy in later years)
Thorin: DADA
Balin: History of Magic.
Legolas: Herbology
Aragorn: DADA (though he also kicks butt in herbology, coming second only to Legolas)
Bilbo: Charms, the sneaky clever little thing (though an argument can be made for herbology here as well!)
Dwalin: DADA, Quidditch Captain.
Gloin: Arithmancy. Also head of the Duelling Club, probably.
Bifur: Muggle Studies, or perhaps COMC.
Bofur: Hmm. Probably COMC? Maybe Transfiguration. Not sure!
Bombur: TRANSFIGURATION without a doubt!
Fili: DADA.
Kili: It used to be DADA as well, but he is slowly being persuaded over to Astronomy…
Nori: Charms, the sneaking sneaky mcsneakerson.
Ori: ALL THE SUBJECTS.
Dori: Transfiguration – though Potions would also be up there, possibly. He does love his teas and wine and the like!
Gimli: FUCK YEAH DADA.
Dain: Care. Of. Magical. Piggies Creatures.
Thranduil: Hmmm, difficult one. Possibly Divination, maybe History of Magic… IDK!
Boromir: DADA, yep.
Faramir: History of Magic… though he is very gifted at DADA.
Frodo: Study of Ancient Runes, possibly?
Sam: HER BO LO GY.
Merry: Also Herbology! (He knows a lot about pipeweed, does our Merry. Even writes a book about the Shire’s Herb-lore in his later years!)
Pippin: Oh, bother lessons anyway. Flying, please!
Eowyn: She has been pressured into prioritising HOM, when all she wanted was to throw herself into DADA and be a part of the Duelling Club.
Eomer: DADA, the smug bugger.
Theoden: Charms (yeouch, lol, I am not being ironically mean or anything here hahaha)
Arwen: Divination
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(Sansukh folks hey hey)
Frerin: Transfiguration
Dis: Potions, I think… it’s fiddly and detailed enough to keep her attention.
Thrain: COMC (Custard would totally be a kneazle)
Fris: Music. Oh yes.
Thror: History of Magic.
Hrera: Charms
Thorin Stonehelm: Transfiguration.
Bomfris: DADA
Jeri: DADA
Loni: Potions
Frar: Charms.
Baris: MUSIC.
Gimris: Potions
Gimizh: COMC. Also, flying. Also, anything that blows up and makes a giant mess.
Wee Thorin: DADA
Balinith: Potions
Frerinith: Transfiguration
Laindawar: DADA
Laerophen: History of Magic
Thira: Transfiguration.
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PHEW!!!
Does that mean that Thorin and Thranduil are in the same house omfg
Yes. It does. they have some glaring similarities, after all, though they’d never EVER admit to them
Intra-house rivalry, bwaaahahahahaha. Both of them with their supporters and friends (of all houses), both of them jostling for leadership of Slytherin. Many nasty words, lots of sniping, lots of magical ‘pranks’, many lost house-points, heheheheh.
What about Bomfris?
Edited again! Bomfris is a Slytherin, hey 🙂
No wonder the fab four tiny terrors do so well … there’s some of all houses there!! Also, do you have any house headcanons for the Urs? And the Stonehelm? My babies need places.
I JUST FIXED IT, urgh – sorry Nonnie, my memory is a bit bleh at times!
Aw Yiss 