Tag: stuff to make laughs

Random funny thought: I was watching Brave with my cousins while babysitting them, and Merida has three red-haired brothers who are ‘wee devils’. It says a lot that my first thought is ‘I wonder what would happen if we introduced them to Gimizh’ and ‘I wonder how many cookies all four of them would steal’. Just thought it might make you laugh :)

BEDLAM

IT WOULD BE MAYHEM ITSELF

SO MUCH REDHEADED MAYHEM COMPRESSED INTO SUCH A SMALL SPACE…

IT WOULD HAVE TO EXPLODE

can you imagine the lilo and stitch scene with nani chasing lilo around the house cause she was being a little shit or whatever but with legolas and gimli? cause i watched the movie a while back and now that’s just been stuck in my head for a while now. seriously just search it up on youtube, i don’t know how funny it will be to you guys cause i laugh at everything, but i’ve been in tears for a while now.

oh MY GODDDD

CALLING @darthstitch

that thing about elves being able to grow beards just makes me imagine some how [ inset implausible thing here ] gimli being around when Legolas reaches his third life cycle…. he’d do it just to make gimli gawk at him

I imagine that Gimli would find it very distracting. 

HOT DAMN HUMMINA, ELF

(but Gimli’s own beard would still be the most magnificent, ofc…. oh my god. I sense even more competition in their future!!!)

one day Gimizh gets to go on an adventure outside the mountain with his uncle Gimli. He sees a tree. It is so big. He must climb it. ‘Gimizh no!’ Gimli says. ‘Gimizh yes!’ he cries, already attached to the tree trunk like a limpet. ‘I will conquer this foe!’ ‘your mother is going to kill me’ Gimli says.

Gimris: You left my son where.

Gimli: He’s perfectly safe!

Gimris: Gimli.

Gimli: Well, you know the beech-trees on the southern slopes, the ones with the nice wide climbing branches… that are just a liiiiittle too slight to bear a fully-grown dwarf’s weight…?

Gimris: you orc-breathed SIMPLETON, YOU CAN’T LEAVE A CHILD UP A TREE!!!

Gimli: (backing away, eyes wide and hands raised) But it’s his kingdom now, he’s proud as can be, he did it all by him…! Gimris, ach… no, wait… I’m…!

Gimris: (dangerously) I’d run, if I were you, nadad. Because if I can catch you, I AM GOING TO PULL EVERY HAIR FROM YOUR CHIN.

Gimli: (runs for it)

{Meanwhile, up a tree}

Gimizh: An’ I’m the boss now, so you do as I say. King Gimizh of the tree!

Random Squirrel: (throws a nut at him)