The force is calling meeeeeeee 😉
THAT’S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS
Tag: stuff to make laughs
Part of the reason that Laerophen keeps finding people kissing is that he has discovered that there are several libraries in Erebor. He’s trying to go through them all. He is determined!
I am imagining him bumping from smooch to smooch like a confused and slightly-annoyed roomba. 😀
Just imagine the day Laerophen accidentally catches Gimli and his little brother making out!
Exit the Awkward Giraffe, rapidly turning red:
Who hasn’t Laerophen accidentally caught kissing in a random corner? He almost tripped on Thorin 3 and Bomfris on his way to the toilets near the council rooms once. He was walking with Gimizh and managed to steer the kid around Beri and Genild in a broom closet (those noises are totally someone reorganizing the cleaning products. Totally not worth investigating). Laerophen and Merillin went for a walk in the moss gardens only to see Gloin and Mizim happily locking lips. Laerophen is so put upon
My poor socially incompetent flamingo Elf, awww ❤ Gangling his way from blush to blush, freezing in place when he stumbles across yet another romantic rendezvous, NO I AM NOT AT ALL TAKEN OFF-GUARD SEE HOW VERY COMPOSED AND IN CONTROL I AM AT ALL TIMES, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY EARS ARE NOT RED
You just know that he was only looking for the library. 🙂
Merilin and Selga keep pestering him good naturally and kiss in front of him, stare long at each other etc.
gosh, poor Laerophen, he’ll be in freeze-mode blushing awkwardface lockdown for ages 😀
Laerophen catches Merilin and Selga making out in a corner and is just – instant tomato. Generally awkward.
I AM HERE FOR THIS YES
’…and they find a little piece of hope-a little of home in each other. And. Well. I like that.’
OKAY DETS FOR REAL HOW DID YOU NAIL DOWN MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PAET OF BAGGINSHIELD, APPLY IT TO GIGOLAS, AND TEAR MY HEART OUT OF MY FREAKING CHEST ALL AT ONCE.
EVIL GENIUS I SAY.
*flappy hands* alksgfjalshdgfjas thank you Tugger! *blush*
The Kink beneath the mountains,
The Kink of carven stone,
The lord of smutty fanfics
Shall come into his own!
I was 100% sure at one point Radagast was going to bitch slap thrandy
could have gone either way, tbh! I’ve written it so that Radagast irritates the heck outta Thranduil, and vice-versa. Radagast is all, ‘goddamn stop it with all the grand airs and graces, stop taking everything so seriously and personally, silly Elf’ and Thranduil is all, ‘THIS IS IMPORTANT, FOR ERU’S SAKE, STOP DITHERING ABOUT AND CONCENTRATE, YOU OLD TWIT’.
They respect each other enormously. Their personalities just don’t agree at all 🙂
(Dorwinion consumption in the Elven Kingdom triples when Radagast is visiting, heheh)
Dain and Oin, being crotchety old coots in the afterlife. Sass everywhere.
Too many puns. Also beer. Lots of beer. Oin plays the jug, Dain plays fiddle, and both of them are atrocious singers. 🙂
Aw Yiss 