WRATH AND WHINING, A POWERFUL DUO
Tag: stuff to make laughs
Fun fact: Tolkier was apparently surprised when he learned people were shipping Legolas and Gimli.
If Bomfris is a socially indept sausage and Thorin Stonehelm is an awkward butterknife, is Thrain an angsty sock?
Legolas : This forest is old, very old…
99.99% of lotr fans : OLD AS BALLS
You say “a doormat from every angle”, I raise you INFP, Scorpio and Ravenclaw, AKA: an annoyingly proud, independent and passive aggressive doormat. A doormat filled with rage. (BTW, and seriously: you are the sweetest and very charismatic in your sweetness. Keep it up.)
awwww Nonnie! THE CUTEST ANGRIEST DOORMAT IN THE WORLD *hugs you* Doormats together! Yes! *high fives*
aksdjflahsdgfkj you are very kind, thank you!! Nggh, I do try! ohmygoddoitry.jpg
For some reason I haven’t been able to get rid of the headcanon that Thorin Stonehelm has a tendency to pout in his sleep. Bomfris thinks it’s hysterical(ly adorable).
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Cats are 50% fluff and 50% flop this is a scientific fact.












