Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month
this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life
You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.
Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS???
determamfidd Every time I reread Thorin having a majestic angst fit in Sansûkh, Depeche Mode starts playing in my head and all I can hear is “JUST HANG OOOOOOON–SUFFER WEEEELL” and I felt that you should know this.
ppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt heheheheheheh! He angsts so prettily, doesn’t he? :p
Two Finnish students decided to build a slightly more hardcore gingerbread house. (source, in Finnish tho)
Slightly
is that Barad-dûr
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Here’s a picture of the finished Ginger-Dûr. (Source: Turkulainen, unfortunately only in Finnish, but there are other nifty gingerbread houses in the gallery. My other fave is the Moomin house.)
okay but can you imagine Bucky fucking something up and Steve’s laughing at him and Bucky glares and goes “Would you stop laughing at my boner and help me do something about it?”
and somewhere in the background Sam chokes on his food, knocks his knee into the counter and falls over to curl up on the floor and Steve just laughs louder
Aw Yiss 