Tag: stuff to make laughs

vanthedragon:

Well that’s my experience at least.

…yes I know this is my second vaguely Sansûkh related video… this week… This is what you have done to me Dets!

(Sansûkh by determamfidd)

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GODDDD

VAN YOUR LITTLE SQUEAL, YOUR MILLION-YARD STARE BWAAAHAHAHAHAAHHHH

YOU ARE SO DANG AMAZING, YOU KNOW THAT (aha! so it was YOU sending me those “AUGH I HATE YOU AND LOVE YOU” messages!!! *dons monocle* Mystery solved!)

This is fantastic and hysterical, oh you poor thing, I feel bad!! not bad enough to stop though hahaha

What if Oakenshield was an alpaca farmer?

determamfidd:

uh

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um

then I suppose he be all, ‘Alpaca my suitcase and alpaca some snacks and FINE THEN GANDALF, IF YOU SAY SO alpaca my hobbit…’

And said Hobbit would be all

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Together they would form the Herd of Thorin Oakenshield

Being knocked down by Azog would be Shear Humiliation

(but he wouldn’t bleat about it)

Smaug would be referred to as ‘The Alpacalypse…’

The Master of Laketown, tcch, always trying to fleece everybody

The Arkenstone debacle? IDK, it would be more Bilbo pulling the wool over their eyes…

😉

(also if you have not seen the Dwarfpaca series by ladycibia then GO NOW AND WATCH)

linddzz:

linddzz:

linddzz:

Coworker has declared he’s going to go on a hunt for my “nerdy ass lord of the rings erotica”

BURN EVERYTHING

“It can’t be that hard. How many fanfic sites with lord of the rings erotica can there be?”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“What’s the main character’s name? I bet it’s like, Lindsolas”

I have never been more insulted. In my LIFE

cortohdow:

glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon:

elvenkingtranduil:

anonymoussong:

huntinthedwellin98:

un-rare:

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

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Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

Why just one rock
Why not three
Why not the silmarils

#i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’  (x)