Tag: stuff to make laughs

Arwen, Eowyn, and Dis … The power clique I never knew I needed. +20 if the group also includes Mizim, more lady dwarves, Dol Amroth and/or other ladies.

Eowyn and Gimris = warrior-healers and BADASS LADIES EXTRAORDINAIRE (plus chatty old Ioreth too)

Arwen and Dis = do you want steely endurance beyond all imagination BC HERE WE ARE

Selga, Merilin, Bomfris and Mizim = don’t piss em off, they can and will shoot you

Lothiriel of Dol Amroth and Baris = will make music that destroys you utterly, takes you apart and breaks your heart and you will thank them for it

Bani, Thira, Narvi and Nerdanel = THEY CAN FIX IT, YES THEY CAN

(together they fight crime)

in so mean stories the star crossed lovers have to keep their relationship secret BUT GIMLI AND LEGGY DON’T EVEN FUCKING TRY THEY JUST MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE I’D GO SO FAR AS TO SAY THEY PURPOSEFULLY MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE JUST TO RUB IT IN THEIR FACES THAT THEY ARE IN LOVE, THEY WON’T STOP UNTIL EVERYONE ON MIDDLE EARTH KNOWS THEY ARE IN LOVE AND HAS SEEN THEM MAKING OUT

HAHAHAHAHA

I mean, don’t get me wrong I LOVE a good ‘secret relationship’ story 

BUT YEAh smooches happen NOW and always, bc they were so sure, so sure, that they wouldn’t survive, and time is so short, there is never enough time, not enough hours in a single day to tell each other how much they are loved

and Aragorn is by this stage completely desensitised and totally

blasé, and when people turn to him in shock and incredulity he is all: ‘count yourself lucky, this is nothing. Oh, the things these eyes have seen, the things these ears have heard…’ 

How is Arwen the fairest elf anyway? do elves just hold mandatory beauty pageants every age where EVERY elf in middle earth has to show up? (the punishment for not showing up is a bad haircut, the most SEVER punishment imaginable) or is it just something Elrond calls her (proud papa) and every other race just took it literally instead of a elf-dad embarrassing his elf-daughter in front of all her friends

PFFFFFFTHAHAHAHA

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(Elrond is one of the judges, and WOE BETIDE ANYONE WHO CALLS HIM OUT FOR BIAS)

very important question- is laindawar ticklish? cause i love the idea of a really serious and uptight character being reduced to squealing when only the slightest bit toughed as they are so goddamn ticklish. i mean of course ya better run like hell when ur done because he will commit mass homicide but ive been thinking about this a lot and i love it.

Laindawar: I AM NOT TICKLISH. AT ALL. NOT ONE BIT. 

Laerophen (whispers): try the backs of his knees. 

Laindawar: WHAT WHO SAID THAT, WHO SLANDERS ME SO

Laerophen: *innocent look*

Legolas (whispers): and his ribs. Elbereth Gilthoniel, his ribs are the jackpot

Laindawar: LIES! DO NOT PAY ANY HEED TO MY FOOLISH BROTHERS THEY ARE LIARS WHO LIE. ALSO I AM NOT TICKLISH.

Laerophen (whispers): soles of his feet…

Laindawar: shut UP. 

clive-gersbermps-palmer:

I like how lazy we are about naming things in australia. it’s like. build a bridge over the harbour, let’s call it the harbour bridge. build an opera house. just call it the opera house. build a big pointy tower in the centre of town. centrepoint tower. new territory to serve as nation’s capital. australian capital territory. that state that’s in the west. western australia. what do we call those mountains with all the blue fog? blue mountains. great big road that goes along the ocean? great ocean road. A+ naming skills australia good on ya guys awesome job

jchnwatson:

thorin oakenshield: *is a ruthless warrior full of bitterness and old hate burdened with his fathers and grandfathers failures and unable to forgive himself or anyone else*

also thorin oakenshield: *cries bc he has a crush on a lil hobbit who stole his favourite stone*