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I gotta buy a new laptop, sadly. But SOON, PILLOWS.
Thinkgeek has book pillows! Very fun.
Tag: stuff to make laughs
What if elves were the short race and dwarves the tall race? Can you imagine a short Legolas and a tall Gimli? Or a short Thranduil? Or a tall Thorin? Because I sure can.
What each instrument says the most
Oboe: I bought shot-glasses and cigarette paper this weekend…. NO IT’S FOR MY OBOE I SWEAR
Flute: Yeah, she said she was going to do the Chaminade too. Looks like we’ll have two people playing the concertino for the solo show this year, or there’s always murder, you know
clarinet: It’s my reed. Hold on I’ll get another one out… also if another person asks me to play the mozart clarinet concerto i’ll slap a bitch
Bassoon: could you scoot over a bit? I need more space to lean my bassoon… My posture is just fine, THANKS
Saxophone: shit. i still have my neck-strap on don’t I?
Drums: Is the snare on? GOD, who turned the snare off again?! AND! Where the frickity frack are my sticks?
timpani: i gotta tune the timpani. hold on
trumpet: i hate partial jumping practice so much
trombone: Do you want to hear my gliss?
tuba: i literally play four notes the entire piece..,.
horn: look i don’t know why we stick the hand in the bell. don’t ask. it’s just how it is
cello: yeah my cello cost 13,000 and my bow is custom made, so it’s like 6,000 and my new case which is shock absorbent, fireproof and waterproof cost like 7,500
viola: I know we’re trying to play louder it’s the loudest i can get i know i know i’m so sick of pizzicato accompaniment give me a break please
violin: um I can’t see the concertmaster’s bowings from back here… yeah i know i can watch the person in front of me im not stupid it’s just…
double bass: how the fuck am I supposed to carry this thing through the door? Hey, can you hold it open for me
Hey I thought you should know there’s a typo in my copy of ROTK. On page 170 Gimli says: “For my part, like Merry, I wish that with our victory the war was now over. Yet whatever is still to do, I hope to have a part in it, for the honour of the folk of the Lovely Mountain.”
…Lovely Mountain…
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAA *wheezes* oh my god
Hamilpeep diorama by Kate Ramsayer, Helen Fields, and Joanna Church on Facebook for the Washington Post’s 2016 Peep Diorama contest.
posted with permission
“‘Well, well!’ said a voice. ‘Just look! Bilbo the hobbit on a pony, my dear! Isn’t it delicious!’”
And later: “’Mind Bilbo doesn’t eat all the cakes!’ they called. ‘He is too fat to get through key-holes yet!’”
My #1 regret about the films is that they left out the fact that elves are ridiculous little shits.
Elves obviously smell of compost and weed.
are you secretly thorin
Bloody good thing that the Ring didn’t end up with an Elf, then!
my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond
Describe your writing process in three words or less.
“Well, fuck.”
“USE THE SPOONS”
“oops okay nevermind”
“throw things together”
“shaking the ketchup”
“last-minute panic”
“it got long”
Crying on floor
Ask Julia
“…is typing.”
“ARE YOU KIDDING”
“JUST… DO IT!!!!!!”
“what if I-”
“47 unfinished drafts”
More accidental angst.
Fuck this shit
“LEEEERRRRROOOOOOOYYYYYY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIINS!”
“‘Hmmm! it smells like elves!’ thought Bilbo.”
Wait. What.
Bilbo I am like 90% sure you have never met elves before???
Also…what exactly does an elf…smell like….
this raises so many questions
-does bilbo sniff around for elves like some weird hobbity bloodhound?
-do hobbits have extra sensitive senses of smell and do they use this to find mushrooms and truffles? (answer is obviously yes)
-nevermind what do elves smell like how does bilbo KNOW what elves smell like
-good thing he didn’t say this out loud. i can just imagine the looks the company would have given him if Bilbo sniffed the air and declared “it smells like elves!” in that cheerful hobbit way of his
-hobbits are creepy
Aw Yiss 