davemakesmybrokorogodirkydirky:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

I laughed too hard not to reblog this.

note-a-bear:

therealdjqualls:

onpvrpose:

dontbearuiner:

frog-president:

nyehs:

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

^^^^oh my god Martin Luther Fedora

martin.

luther

FEDORA

m’Luther

M’theses

M’thodist

margotkim:

theinvisiblemonsters:

margotkim:

Do you think there’s an exercise culture anywhere in the Shire? Do you think there’s like a handful of hobbits who are uncomfortably swole

Samwise DAYM-gee

I cannot lift it for you, bro

BUT I CAN LIFT YOU

precious cinnamon dwarf bread, too hard for this world, too deadly

mjoyart:

I was thinking of shippertrash Gandalf today.

distant-glory:

do-you-have-a-flag:

torteen:

lokitherealkingofasgard:

theinturnetexplorer:

what a lucky cat.

This cat is a Nerd. Stop it.

This cat is the luckiest nerd cat in the world. How cool!

the making of video if you want more info:

@determamfidd @loftymisscherie

ninayasmijn:

asparklethatisblue:

a language based cultural misunderstanding kept making meetings rather awkward. Because khuzdul4u mentioned how the khuzdul word for friend sounds like goat bleating. UuU

@determamfidd

Raise your hand if you’re too deep in the fandom and you’re past saving

ledamemangociana:

fishfingersandscarves:

killaidanturner:

oursesolitaire:

beautifulcomplications:

yes.

tag yourself: I’m Richard (I’m taking my fandom damnation very seriously)

I’m Martin, up front and center looking sweet but brimming with sarcasm

I’m Jed, who’s totally into it

i’m adam i only start pretending to try but ultimately i give up

i’m graham bc I too cannot make my arms go in two different directions and so end up doing the backstroke

battleshipping:

modern-requiem:

bookshelfpeppermint:

phlurp:

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

ITS BACK

im crying

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

linmanuelmlranda:

pasteleliza:

linmanuelmlranda:

1780skid:

pasteleliza:

1780skid:

pasteleliza:

1780skid:

pasteleliza:

lemongrassxsleep:

maria–reynolds:

1780skid:

hayleyafwell:

He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen, ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighTING FRENCH MEME

LARGE BAGUETTE

IM TAKING THIS COURSE BY THE GRAINS MAKING BREAD TASTE BETTER WITH WHOLE GRAIN

LARGE BAGUETTE!

AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL THE TOAST IS POPPING UP WITH CRISPY CRUMB REMAINS – IM!

LARGE BAGUETTE!

WATCH MY SAUTEEING I’M GLAZING I’M GRATING IM-

LARGE BAGUETTE

I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE CRUMBS

LARGE BAGUETTE

I COME BACK WITH MORE BUNS… AND CHIPS AND SO THE SALAD SLIPS

we rendezvous with croissant dough, consolidate their chips

we can bake this bread at yorktown, top it off with seeds but, for this to succeed, there’s something else we need

SMALL HAM MAN