So Gimizh’s class was doing a wall mural as part of a “let’s-decorate-the-school” initiative. Gimizh ended up getting sent home early that day because he fell in the paint. When Bofur came to pick him up he found that Gimizh’s entire left side was viciously yellow. Parts of his hair were yellowish for weeks.

DYED DWARFLING

Hi! So I can’t remember if you used the phrase in Sansukh or not but I’ve seen it in other fics and I’m confused by it. What does Mahal weep/Mahal wept mean? I know who Mahal is of course but I’m just really confused about the saying.

Hey Nonnie!

I certainly have used it! It’s a play on the phrase ‘Jesus wept.’ Famous for being the shortest phrase in the Christian Bible.

Here in Australia it’s often used as an expletive to express your disbelief over someone or something!

e.g. “Sorry I won’t be able to help you move this weekend. Barry’s gone and totalled the ute.”
“Aw, geez, Barry, not again? What’s that make it, five times in two years?”
“Five!? Jesus wept! The man shouldn’t be allowed behind a fuckin’ wheel!”

I have this odd headcanon that Legolas,once in awhile, just bursts into song while he and Gimli are having sex…just randomly starts singing abut something and Gimli’s just confused like ‘…?? honestly? right now?…your going to wake everyone in the mountain up!’ and Leggy’s just tralalaladeep moan lalala~ trees~ la

oh my gooood oh my god oh my GOD

(why am I imagining Legolas like, letting RIP with the ‘Vincerò!!!’ ending from Nessun Dorma right at the moment of climax…)

character: [is unloved]
me: do not worry i am coming

mrdingo:

This is the best photo ever taken of Terry Pratchett, and indeed one of the best photos ever taken of anybody.

micdotcom:

Add their awesome message for Women’s Day to the list of all the times the Newtown, Australia, fire station was the absolute best.

kailthia:

manhood:

wolfwile:

ringasunn:

My friend has two pigs, and this one just experienced ice for the first time yesterday!

hehehehehehehehehehehe

Omg

@determamfidd

OH MY GOD THE POOR CONFUSED DARLING

ameliarating:

Be he cab or truck, be he owned or rental

Family sedan or bright sports car,

Driver or passenger or pedestrian,

Transport yet unfound upon Earth

Neither law, nor cop, nor traffic regulation,

Mileage nor signs, not price of gas itself

Shall defend him from Fëanáro, and Fëanáro’s car

sunshinelordericidle:

Look at these nerds

bagginshield:

with this screencap it’s very easy to imagine gimli and legolas holding hands and i’m very okay with that