WWI in a nutshell
Tag: stuff to make laughs
‘Disembodied eye stuck on a toothpick’ Dets, I love you descriptions
😀 Thank you, Nonnie!
casual reminder that alexander hamilton is worth 8 more dollars than thomas jefferson
Star Wars/Back to the Future mashups by Thirsty Bstrd
@transmartymcfly !!!!
Only Luke would be inifinitely less of a dick than Marty….
@Lin_Manuel: Inspired by @mamacita1126
Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
i have to admit that they are the VERY BEST
Glorious
Faramir sends Gimli a letter and is all “Why has your family adopted me????!!??” Gimli is like, Just roll with it. And eat these candies. Very tasty.
LMAOOOOO
“Don’t fight it, lad, is my advice. There’s no winning against them, and it’s already done.
P.S. You’d better be getting enough to eat.”
Happy belated birthday! And a minor Sansukh-related imagining: Mandos as a greedy bastard, a collector, entirely OCD about displaying mortal souls up in the original packaging like action figures, neatly arranged in elaborate tiers by family tree. Thorin calls him on it with absolute exasperation. “Sitting on all these souls like a dragon on his hoard! What difference would a single hobbit make?! DO YOU HONESTLY HAVE TO HAVE THE WHOLE SET? I ONLY WANT ONE. YOU NEVER PLAY WITH THEM….”
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA…!!!!!
“And here’s my pride and joy: my limited edition collection of Feanorians… unfortunately, one or two aren’t mint-condition any more…”
(Thank you, Nonnie!)
Every time I’ve ever seen your dad, he’s either drinking wine or is about to.
Gimli to Legolas (probably)
Happy anniversary of the day that you were forcibly evicted from your home and had to start putting up with other people.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s the best, most brilliant birthday wish, lmaaaaao – thank you!
Another trope I’ve noticed in dwarf fanfic is that there’s so much interspecies…. just about every elf wants a dwarf wants an elf… no wonder their races are dying out and leaving the world to men! X-D I keep imagining various dwarflings announcing to their parents “I want to marry an elf just like Gimli!” And the parents are all “NOOOO! SOMEBODY HAS TO CARRY ON THE RACE….”
PFFFT
Regular Dwarven ‘vacations’ to the Shire and to Lothlorien/Mirkwood/Rivendell… all of them in their best outfits and beads, beards neatly combed, smiling just a liiiittle too much…
Aw Yiss 